Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote
Topic: Brad is giving Ms. Kitty (Colin) a hard time in the saloon, when Sheriff Ryan enters to sort things out.
Brad: I said I wanted a double whiskey.
Colin: I think you've had enough. Look, I'm a very strong woman.
Wayne: Change.
Colin: Look, I'm an orangutan in a dress.
Wayne: Change.
Colin: I could beat you senseless with one finger nail.
Brad: Dance! [mimics gunshots]
Colin: I'm a very strong woman. I don't have to do anything a man says.
Wayne: Change.
Colin: [wipes the bartop, then dances]
Ryan: [comes in with squeaking door sound]
Wayne: Change.
Ryan: [comes in with doorbell sound]
Wayne: Change.
Ryan: [comes in with a foghorn sound]
Colin: Thank God you're here, Marshal! This man has been causing trouble.
Ryan: I think it's about time for you to leave town.
Brad: I'm not going anywhere, cos' you don't scare me.
Wayne: Change.
Brad: Which way is out of town?
Ryan: You passed it on the way in, right pass the Okay Corral.
Brad: Okay. But before I go, I'm gonna shoot you fullah lead.
Wayne: Change.
Brad: Before I go, I'm gonna spank you with my paddle.
Wayne: Change.
Brad: Before I go, I'm gonna ride you like a grease pig! Sooey!
Colin: Hey! This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
Ryan: What are you stopping him for?
Colin: Marshal!
Ryan: Sorry.
Colin: For goodness sake, you're here to uphold the law!
Ryan: You're right, I'm sorry. I got carried away. You see this badge? That means I'm the sheriff.
Wayne: Change.
Ryan
Brad: I said I wanted a double whiskey.
Colin: I think you've had enough. Look, I'm a very strong woman.
Wayne: Change.
Colin: Look, I'm an orangutan in a dress.
Wayne: Change.
Colin: I could beat you senseless with one finger nail.
Brad: Dance! [mimics gunshots]
Colin: I'm a very strong woman. I don't have to do anything a man says.
Wayne: Change.
Colin: [wipes the bartop, then dances]
Ryan: [comes in with squeaking door sound]
Wayne: Change.
Ryan: [comes in with doorbell sound]
Wayne: Change.
Ryan: [comes in with a foghorn sound]
Colin: Thank God you're here, Marshal! This man has been causing trouble.
Ryan: I think it's about time for you to leave town.
Brad: I'm not going anywhere, cos' you don't scare me.
Wayne: Change.
Brad: Which way is out of town?
Ryan: You passed it on the way in, right pass the Okay Corral.
Brad: Okay. But before I go, I'm gonna shoot you fullah lead.
Wayne: Change.
Brad: Before I go, I'm gonna spank you with my paddle.
Wayne: Change.
Brad: Before I go, I'm gonna ride you like a grease pig! Sooey!
Colin: Hey! This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
Ryan: What are you stopping him for?
Colin: Marshal!
Ryan: Sorry.
Colin: For goodness sake, you're here to uphold the law!
Ryan: You're right, I'm sorry. I got carried away. You see this badge? That means I'm the sheriff.
Wayne: Change.
Ryan
TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
