Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quotes
Josie Lawrence:
Well I'm a little baby, and I scared mum to distraction,
'Cause I popped out, whoosh, on her first contraction.
Everyone around was very overawed,
As I hung on to the umbilical cord.
Well I'm a little baby, and I scared mum to distraction,
'Cause I popped out, whoosh, on her first contraction.
Everyone around was very overawed,
As I hung on to the umbilical cord.
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Jim Sweeney:
I like to go out shopping, I do it every day.
I shop over here, and I shop the other way.
I buy lots of things, but I never buy veg,
Because it's sold by a man called Reg.
I like to go out shopping, I do it every day.
I shop over here, and I shop the other way.
I buy lots of things, but I never buy veg,
Because it's sold by a man called Reg.
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Steve Steen:
I hate everything, everything that's green,
All kinds of vegetables to me are obscene.
I wouldn't spend all day working on a plot,
No, quite frankly, I'd feel a bit of a twot.
I hate everything, everything that's green,
All kinds of vegetables to me are obscene.
I wouldn't spend all day working on a plot,
No, quite frankly, I'd feel a bit of a twot.
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Paul Merton:
(speaks normally and out of time)
I hate vegetables, I wish they would all finish,
But amongst the vegetables I really hate is spinach.
I hate all kinds of vegetables, I hate every single one,
And if I had the right to get rid of them, I probably would, actually...
(speaks normally and out of time)
I hate vegetables, I wish they would all finish,
But amongst the vegetables I really hate is spinach.
I hate all kinds of vegetables, I hate every single one,
And if I had the right to get rid of them, I probably would, actually...
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Tony Slattery:
I've got an aversion of vegetables, they really make me puke,
Except for one tomato, I like him, he's called Luke.
But the biggest pair of vegetables, that really make me sick,
Are the two from Good Morning with Anne and Nick.
I've got an aversion of vegetables, they really make me puke,
Except for one tomato, I like him, he's called Luke.
But the biggest pair of vegetables, that really make me sick,
Are the two from Good Morning with Anne and Nick.
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Clive: Oscar Wilde
Josie: Oh please, I do so want to go to the ball. Would you like a cup of tea?
Paul: That's very Oscar Wilde, that is! You can always tell a man by the way he drinks his tea. A man who drinks with the handle facing towards him is necessarily a Liberal. A man who drinks without a cup is obviously mad!
Clive: That was almost as if Oscar was in the room!
Josie: Oh please, I do so want to go to the ball. Would you like a cup of tea?
Paul: That's very Oscar Wilde, that is! You can always tell a man by the way he drinks his tea. A man who drinks with the handle facing towards him is necessarily a Liberal. A man who drinks without a cup is obviously mad!
Clive: That was almost as if Oscar was in the room!
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Drew: The good news and the bad news.
Brad: [with Wayne] The good news is that we're going to name a disease after you.
[Brad turns and leaves while Wayne just realized it's a bad news after Brad left]
Brad: [with Wayne] The good news is that we're going to name a disease after you.
[Brad turns and leaves while Wayne just realized it's a bad news after Brad left]
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Clive: Greek tragedy
Julian: (to Paul)Why? Why haven't we met before? (to audience) That's the chorus.
Paul: Because I have only just moved into the area.
Julian: (to Paul) I've come to sleep with your mother then kill her. (to audience) In that order.
Paul: I'm afraid I've done it already!
Julian: How about your father? Is he around?
Clive: Pirate movie.
Julian: Well if you don't want my brushes, then...
Paul: Do you fancy a Jolly Roger?
Julian: Yes.
Julian: (to Paul)Why? Why haven't we met before? (to audience) That's the chorus.
Paul: Because I have only just moved into the area.
Julian: (to Paul) I've come to sleep with your mother then kill her. (to audience) In that order.
Paul: I'm afraid I've done it already!
Julian: How about your father? Is he around?
Clive: Pirate movie.
Julian: Well if you don't want my brushes, then...
Paul: Do you fancy a Jolly Roger?
Julian: Yes.
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Mike: So, you've borded out so it can move alot faster?
Greg: Yeah, man, it's totally chared. The bikes all waxed, greese gonna shoot through, BOOM, gone
Mike: It's toally bitchin', these handle bars are chromed, everythinh looks great
Greg: Totally, wanna take a ride?
Clive: (buzzes) Now let's do that in English
Greg: Where's that famous pluck?
Clive: Is that ryming slang?
Greg: Yeah, man, it's totally chared. The bikes all waxed, greese gonna shoot through, BOOM, gone
Mike: It's toally bitchin', these handle bars are chromed, everythinh looks great
Greg: Totally, wanna take a ride?
Clive: (buzzes) Now let's do that in English
Greg: Where's that famous pluck?
Clive: Is that ryming slang?
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Ryan: (Opens plane door)
Colin: (moves hair with his hands)
Clive: (buzzes) What's that?
Colin: Hair. Blowing in the wind
Clive: I remember. Shakespeare
Ryan: The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue
Colin: Aye, it is blue (pauses for a few seconds)
Clive: (buzzes)(speaks while laughing) That was the worst Shakespeare I have ever heard!!
Colin: (moves hair with his hands)
Clive: (buzzes) What's that?
Colin: Hair. Blowing in the wind
Clive: I remember. Shakespeare
Ryan: The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue
Colin: Aye, it is blue (pauses for a few seconds)
Clive: (buzzes)(speaks while laughing) That was the worst Shakespeare I have ever heard!!
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Clive: Horror.
Tony: What a horrible suit!
Paul: That's good from someone who's dressed up like Doc Holiday
Clive: This is just lapsing into personal abuse.
Paul: You shut your face!
Clive: Film Noir.
Paul: Listen Norris (Tony looks at audience and mouths "Norris?!") Yes, Norris, that's your name. Bert Norris! Listen, you're never going to get out of prison. I'm going to turn the light off, look.
Tony: (mimes smoking a cigarette) Yes, it's interesting how the...
Paul: Hello, where's the cigerette come from? What's all this? (mimes cigarette) Excuse me while I get on my moped!
Clive: I think it's been a long time since you've been on this show Paul. Doctor Who
Paul: Alright then (Tony moves to left of stage and Paul follows) Oh, looks, it's Doctor Who
Tony: Have you noticed that this cell is bigger inside than on the outside?
Paul: Yeah, but you can say the samne thing about my underpants
Tony: What a horrible suit!
Paul: That's good from someone who's dressed up like Doc Holiday
Clive: This is just lapsing into personal abuse.
Paul: You shut your face!
Clive: Film Noir.
Paul: Listen Norris (Tony looks at audience and mouths "Norris?!") Yes, Norris, that's your name. Bert Norris! Listen, you're never going to get out of prison. I'm going to turn the light off, look.
Tony: (mimes smoking a cigarette) Yes, it's interesting how the...
Paul: Hello, where's the cigerette come from? What's all this? (mimes cigarette) Excuse me while I get on my moped!
Clive: I think it's been a long time since you've been on this show Paul. Doctor Who
Paul: Alright then (Tony moves to left of stage and Paul follows) Oh, looks, it's Doctor Who
Tony: Have you noticed that this cell is bigger inside than on the outside?
Paul: Yeah, but you can say the samne thing about my underpants
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Clive: Do something Scottish, like Braveheart
Greg: (in Scottish accent) Well, you can dry me out, but you'll ne'er take away me freedom! I'm a Scottish gremlin, so don't expect me to buy the drinks
Colin: (also in Scottish accent) Och! Dinnae gimmie that rubbish! Ya wee baranie ochie nochie fochie
Greg: Did you call me a wee baranie ochie nochie fochie
Colin: Aye, and I can say ooch, och, ach
Clive: Okay, good shirt for this, but the accent isn't very convincing. Australian Soap
Greg: (in Australian accent) You've got gob over me, mate
Colin: (Still in Scottish accent) Och aye, I did
Greg: Now you got gob all over yourself
Colin: Och, I hate being doon under
Greg: Dad, I can not... (starts laughing)
Colin: We got ti stop you from being a gremlin, och, och, aye
Clive: Why have the scots invaded Australia?
Greg: (in Scottish accent) Well, you can dry me out, but you'll ne'er take away me freedom! I'm a Scottish gremlin, so don't expect me to buy the drinks
Colin: (also in Scottish accent) Och! Dinnae gimmie that rubbish! Ya wee baranie ochie nochie fochie
Greg: Did you call me a wee baranie ochie nochie fochie
Colin: Aye, and I can say ooch, och, ach
Clive: Okay, good shirt for this, but the accent isn't very convincing. Australian Soap
Greg: (in Australian accent) You've got gob over me, mate
Colin: (Still in Scottish accent) Och aye, I did
Greg: Now you got gob all over yourself
Colin: Och, I hate being doon under
Greg: Dad, I can not... (starts laughing)
Colin: We got ti stop you from being a gremlin, och, och, aye
Clive: Why have the scots invaded Australia?
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Greg: From the makers of "He Stole My Doner Kebab", it's "He Invaded My Chip Shop!" She was a girl working in a chip shop. He was a man with chips on his mind.
Mike & Ryan: (enter)
Mike: I'm hungry! Hungry, d'ya hear? Hungry and lots of salt!
Ryan: You're not enough of a man to handle my chips!
Greg: But then the night came, when a small dark stranger entered the chip shop and changed their lives forever!
Tony: (enters on his knees)
Tony: (camp voice) Hello!
Mike: Say buddy, you have to be above this line to eat here! (Tony's eye line is to Mike's trouser zip!)
Greg: Thrilling romance!
Mike: (hides Tony's face in his jacket bottom)
Greg: Terrifying chase scenes!
Mike, Ryan & Tony: (mimic running around in panic)
Greg: Disgusting battered chips!
Ryan: (cries as he batters the chips - literally!)
Mike: (cries) Stop it!
Tony: (sticks tongue out in disgust)
Greg: Starring Cheese Crevace as Doug the Stranger!
Tony: (steps forward)
Greg: Karl Winkley as Otto - he had a lot on his mind!
Mike: (steps forward with a moody face)
Greg: And Beverley Chest as Gwendoline, and introducing her breasts!
Ryan: (steps forward, Tony mimics Ryan's breasts)
Greg: "He Invaded My Chip Shop", coming to a theatre near you. No-one will be seated during the last fifteen pork rolls!
Mike & Ryan: (enter)
Mike: I'm hungry! Hungry, d'ya hear? Hungry and lots of salt!
Ryan: You're not enough of a man to handle my chips!
Greg: But then the night came, when a small dark stranger entered the chip shop and changed their lives forever!
Tony: (enters on his knees)
Tony: (camp voice) Hello!
Mike: Say buddy, you have to be above this line to eat here! (Tony's eye line is to Mike's trouser zip!)
Greg: Thrilling romance!
Mike: (hides Tony's face in his jacket bottom)
Greg: Terrifying chase scenes!
Mike, Ryan & Tony: (mimic running around in panic)
Greg: Disgusting battered chips!
Ryan: (cries as he batters the chips - literally!)
Mike: (cries) Stop it!
Tony: (sticks tongue out in disgust)
Greg: Starring Cheese Crevace as Doug the Stranger!
Tony: (steps forward)
Greg: Karl Winkley as Otto - he had a lot on his mind!
Mike: (steps forward with a moody face)
Greg: And Beverley Chest as Gwendoline, and introducing her breasts!
Ryan: (steps forward, Tony mimics Ryan's breasts)
Greg: "He Invaded My Chip Shop", coming to a theatre near you. No-one will be seated during the last fifteen pork rolls!
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Clive: Can somebody suggest an imaginary film title?
Audience member: Sheep cutting.
Clive: What?
Audience Member: Sheep shearing
Clive: You changed that, didn't you, as I was turning around. Alright, the Revenge of the Sheep Shearer. Make it the Revenge of the Sheep Shearer.
Greg: That's not what he said!
Clive: I know, but I'm turning it into a film title. Don't quibble.
Greg: I shan't quibble Mr Anderson. Pray, let us move on. Comedy awaits!
Clive: It's been awaiting for some time, Greg!
Greg: Revenge of the Sheep Shearer then?
Clive: Yeah, if that's not too much trouble.
Audience member: Sheep cutting.
Clive: What?
Audience Member: Sheep shearing
Clive: You changed that, didn't you, as I was turning around. Alright, the Revenge of the Sheep Shearer. Make it the Revenge of the Sheep Shearer.
Greg: That's not what he said!
Clive: I know, but I'm turning it into a film title. Don't quibble.
Greg: I shan't quibble Mr Anderson. Pray, let us move on. Comedy awaits!
Clive: It's been awaiting for some time, Greg!
Greg: Revenge of the Sheep Shearer then?
Clive: Yeah, if that's not too much trouble.
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Drew: Bad things to say over the flight attendance system.
Brad: Did you see the jugs on the girl in row four?
Drew: [after Brad] Bad beginnings for poems.
Brad: Did you see the jugs on the girl in row four?
Brad: Did you see the jugs on the girl in row four?
Drew: [after Brad] Bad beginnings for poems.
Brad: Did you see the jugs on the girl in row four?
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Drew: Words that sound dirty but aren't.
Brad: Yeah, I'll have an order of futtbukker.
Brad: Yeah, I'll have an order of futtbukker.
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Drew: Refreshingly honest statements that'll get you a black eye.
Brad: [pulling Ryan to the stage with him] Ryan, did anyone anyone tell you that you look like Doogie Howser? [Ryan pretends to punch Brad in the eye]
[later]
Brad: [pulls Ryan to the stage again] I want you to punch me hard in the eye! [Ryan pretends to punch Brad's crotch]
Brad: [pulling Ryan to the stage with him] Ryan, did anyone anyone tell you that you look like Doogie Howser? [Ryan pretends to punch Brad in the eye]
[later]
Brad: [pulls Ryan to the stage again] I want you to punch me hard in the eye! [Ryan pretends to punch Brad's crotch]
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Drew: The secret double lives of "Whose Line" cast members.
Brad: I'm Colin Mochrie.
[hums striptease music and pretends to strip. Colin comes out and "sits down" to watch]
Colin: I'm Brad Sherwood!
Brad: I'm Colin Mochrie.
[hums striptease music and pretends to strip. Colin comes out and "sits down" to watch]
Colin: I'm Brad Sherwood!
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Drew: Statements if the first man on the moon was a celebrity
Brad: This is one step for man, one giant step for me! Brad Sherwood!
[buzzer]
Drew: I said celebrities!
Brad: Oh! [pauses]. [Speaks in a kid-like fashion] That was mean!
Brad: This is one step for man, one giant step for me! Brad Sherwood!
[buzzer]
Drew: I said celebrities!
Brad: Oh! [pauses]. [Speaks in a kid-like fashion] That was mean!
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Greg: From the people who brought you "Sheep Cutting" it's "Revenge of the Sheep Shearer", a movie that takes place in the heart of the Basque country. She was a young girl with loving on her mind.
Tony: (enters, laid on the floor)
Greg: He was a vicious Basque warrior who bit the testicles off sheep.
Ryan: (enters, picks up the sheep and performs the aforementioned castration)
Tony: No, what fresh hell is this?! (Tony and Ryan exit)
Greg: He was a fascistic Spanish colonel who would get his way no matter what.
Colin: (enters) (Spanish accent) I want my way! (Colin exits)
Greg: See the thrilling chase through the mountains with Daisy the Wonder Sheep!
Ryan: (enters riding the sheep and baaing)
Greg: Thrill to the Basque's fight for freedom as there's a punchout using paella!
Tony: (enters with Colin) Take some prawns! (throws food at Colin. Ryan rides past riding Daisy the Wonder Sheep. All three exit)
Greg: See the fascistic colonel beat Daisy and everone else within his reach with a birch rod!
Colin: (enters with Tony and beats him)
Tony: Aarrrggh!
Colin: (Spanish accent) I told you, I'm very dangerous! (Tony and Colin exit)
Greg: Starring Deep Sleazely as the fascistic Spanish colonel.
Ryan: (enters)
Greg: Hear him say: (Colin is about to enter as he'd played the colonel throughout the scene but steps out of the way)
Ryan: I love the Dutch!
Greg: Carl Nibbley as Veronica.
Tony: (enters)
Greg: Hear her heave fretfully:
Tony: I've split my pants, look! (Ryan is trying not to laugh)
Greg: And introducing Da
Tony: (enters, laid on the floor)
Greg: He was a vicious Basque warrior who bit the testicles off sheep.
Ryan: (enters, picks up the sheep and performs the aforementioned castration)
Tony: No, what fresh hell is this?! (Tony and Ryan exit)
Greg: He was a fascistic Spanish colonel who would get his way no matter what.
Colin: (enters) (Spanish accent) I want my way! (Colin exits)
Greg: See the thrilling chase through the mountains with Daisy the Wonder Sheep!
Ryan: (enters riding the sheep and baaing)
Greg: Thrill to the Basque's fight for freedom as there's a punchout using paella!
Tony: (enters with Colin) Take some prawns! (throws food at Colin. Ryan rides past riding Daisy the Wonder Sheep. All three exit)
Greg: See the fascistic colonel beat Daisy and everone else within his reach with a birch rod!
Colin: (enters with Tony and beats him)
Tony: Aarrrggh!
Colin: (Spanish accent) I told you, I'm very dangerous! (Tony and Colin exit)
Greg: Starring Deep Sleazely as the fascistic Spanish colonel.
Ryan: (enters)
Greg: Hear him say: (Colin is about to enter as he'd played the colonel throughout the scene but steps out of the way)
Ryan: I love the Dutch!
Greg: Carl Nibbley as Veronica.
Tony: (enters)
Greg: Hear her heave fretfully:
Tony: I've split my pants, look! (Ryan is trying not to laugh)
Greg: And introducing Da
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Clive: Okay, well done... well, um... um... Tony, you deliberately split your trousers there...
Tony: I did not!
Clive: ... to get some cheap, in order to get some cheap laughs.
Tony: I didn't!
Clive: And you get double points for that, well done. Now, we do a game called 'Moving People', this is... Colin and Ryan are going to be doing this... leave yourself alone, Tony! Time enough for that later! Now, they've got to act out a scene but they can't move on their own, they have to be put into position by... what's happening?
(Colin & Ryan walk down for Moving People, Tony continues fiddling with himself, and stands up facing Greg)
Greg: Oh, shit!
(Ryan runs off in a camp manner, and Richard gets up and inspects the damage)
Greg: I can't describe what I just saw!
Tony: I did not!
Clive: ... to get some cheap, in order to get some cheap laughs.
Tony: I didn't!
Clive: And you get double points for that, well done. Now, we do a game called 'Moving People', this is... Colin and Ryan are going to be doing this... leave yourself alone, Tony! Time enough for that later! Now, they've got to act out a scene but they can't move on their own, they have to be put into position by... what's happening?
(Colin & Ryan walk down for Moving People, Tony continues fiddling with himself, and stands up facing Greg)
Greg: Oh, shit!
(Ryan runs off in a camp manner, and Richard gets up and inspects the damage)
Greg: I can't describe what I just saw!
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Greg: Are we into a jelly like Jell-o situation or a jelly like jam...?
Clive: It's up to you really, I mean, just go crazy, you know. Use the word "jelly" in any...
Greg: This is the nuttiest game there could ever be, Mr. A!
Clive: Could you not give a two-syllable word? It's confusing our American friends! Star Wars would have been fine. Jelly Wars, Jelly Wars, away you go.
Greg: Away we go!
Clive: It's up to you really, I mean, just go crazy, you know. Use the word "jelly" in any...
Greg: This is the nuttiest game there could ever be, Mr. A!
Clive: Could you not give a two-syllable word? It's confusing our American friends! Star Wars would have been fine. Jelly Wars, Jelly Wars, away you go.
Greg: Away we go!
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Greg: From the people who brought you Jello Wars and the people who brought you Orange Marmalade Wars, it's Jelly Wars! See the incredible evil emperor!
Tony: (enters)
Greg: Death-defying battles between him and the scion of good, Luke Nipnamber.
Ryan: (enters. Ryan and Tony flick jelly at each other)
Greg: A gigantic floating vessel is built, and the rebels must destroy it!
Mike: (flies in. Tony and Ryan flick jelly and buns at Mike)
Greg: Using their only weapon - delicious desserts! (Mike flies away but explodes on exit)
Tony: Take this cream bombe! (Shoves into Ryan's face)
Greg: Delicious romance between Luke and Princess Yinyan!
Mike: (re-enters) Go ahead! Bite off the snails! Bite off the snails! (Ryan does so) Yes!
Greg: It's Jelly Wars, where good meets evil against the forces of whipped cream! Starring Snag Wagley as the evil emperor. Hear him quip:
Tony: (steps forward) (camp accent) Ooh, get 'er!
Greg: Podge Weebley as the flying fortress:
Mike: (steps forward) This damn thing'll never get off the ground! Get my butt-thrusters in action!
Greg: And introducing that new hero of the screen, Harrison Snoard as Luke Nipnamber.
Ryan: (steps forward) I wish I had a condom!
Greg: It's Jelly Wars: Spread It Over The Chest Of Evil coming to a theatre near you. No-one will be seated during the last fifteen confusing scenes!
Mike: (flies towards the camera until he completely covers the screen)
Tony: (enters)
Greg: Death-defying battles between him and the scion of good, Luke Nipnamber.
Ryan: (enters. Ryan and Tony flick jelly at each other)
Greg: A gigantic floating vessel is built, and the rebels must destroy it!
Mike: (flies in. Tony and Ryan flick jelly and buns at Mike)
Greg: Using their only weapon - delicious desserts! (Mike flies away but explodes on exit)
Tony: Take this cream bombe! (Shoves into Ryan's face)
Greg: Delicious romance between Luke and Princess Yinyan!
Mike: (re-enters) Go ahead! Bite off the snails! Bite off the snails! (Ryan does so) Yes!
Greg: It's Jelly Wars, where good meets evil against the forces of whipped cream! Starring Snag Wagley as the evil emperor. Hear him quip:
Tony: (steps forward) (camp accent) Ooh, get 'er!
Greg: Podge Weebley as the flying fortress:
Mike: (steps forward) This damn thing'll never get off the ground! Get my butt-thrusters in action!
Greg: And introducing that new hero of the screen, Harrison Snoard as Luke Nipnamber.
Ryan: (steps forward) I wish I had a condom!
Greg: It's Jelly Wars: Spread It Over The Chest Of Evil coming to a theatre near you. No-one will be seated during the last fifteen confusing scenes!
Mike: (flies towards the camera until he completely covers the screen)
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Ryan: How about a few impressions?
Tony: Alright then
Ryan: pickles! Pickles! (picks up pickle jar and struggles to open it) Can you open this for me?
Tony: No
Ryan: (under breath) Bastard!
Tony: Alright then
Ryan: pickles! Pickles! (picks up pickle jar and struggles to open it) Can you open this for me?
Tony: No
Ryan: (under breath) Bastard!
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Drew: If Tarzan and Tonto were roommates.
Brad: (Pretending to ride a vine and crash) Move your horse!
Brad: (Pretending to ride a vine and crash) Move your horse!
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Drew: Graffiti in the "Whose Line" bathroom.
Brad: (reading) "Colin is here"? (Looks up)
Brad: (reading) "Colin is here"? (Looks up)
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There I see a little picnic
Let's go to it real quick
I think we will get so sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick
We will eat all of their food there
And we will not care, care
Because we are ants and we will jump inside their pants, pants
Jump inside their pants, pants
And we'll do the dance, dance
If we really can
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da!
Let's go to it real quick
I think we will get so sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick
We will eat all of their food there
And we will not care, care
Because we are ants and we will jump inside their pants, pants
Jump inside their pants, pants
And we'll do the dance, dance
If we really can
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da!
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Once I got a blind date, I really liked her smile,
He was very tall though, his name was Ryan Stiles,
I will run up through it, that date was pretty rough,
Sure it was a blind date but I wasn't blind enough.
He was very tall though, his name was Ryan Stiles,
I will run up through it, that date was pretty rough,
Sure it was a blind date but I wasn't blind enough.
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Well I know Colin's mother - yes, I must tell the truth
When she was nursing Colin, her milk was 90 proof
She wanted to kick the habit, she didn't know what to do
But if your baby looked like that [points to Colin] then you'd be drinking too
When she was nursing Colin, her milk was 90 proof
She wanted to kick the habit, she didn't know what to do
But if your baby looked like that [points to Colin] then you'd be drinking too
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