Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quotes
I saw a cop show, it really made me mad
It was so horrible, the writing, it was sad
The more I watched it, the more it was the pits
It had Abe Vigoda and Erik Estrada, it was called "Fish and CHiPs"
It was so horrible, the writing, it was sad
The more I watched it, the more it was the pits
It had Abe Vigoda and Erik Estrada, it was called "Fish and CHiPs"
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I helped a friend move, he worked in the coal mines
Because of doctor's orders, he had to move to warmer climes
It really ended badly, I know I shouldn't whine
But I was arrested for transporting a minor/miner over the state line.
Because of doctor's orders, he had to move to warmer climes
It really ended badly, I know I shouldn't whine
But I was arrested for transporting a minor/miner over the state line.
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There is a question that's asked through the ages
No one has the answer, controversy rages
But I know the answer, exactly what you think
Dinosaurs had B.O., now they are extinct
No one has the answer, controversy rages
But I know the answer, exactly what you think
Dinosaurs had B.O., now they are extinct
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I had a blind date, it really was the pits
Nothing worked all all night, I kept getting hit
She really was abusive, man oh man oh man
But what else can you expect when your blind date is Roseanne?
Nothing worked all all night, I kept getting hit
She really was abusive, man oh man oh man
But what else can you expect when your blind date is Roseanne?
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Yes, I've cheated on you, I had women by the score
At last count, it was over 84
I don't care that you're mad, or your pride is bent
Cause I've just been pardoned by the ex-President
At last count, it was over 84
I don't care that you're mad, or your pride is bent
Cause I've just been pardoned by the ex-President
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After playing strip poker, I'm naked at the table
Gee, I feel really bad, I'm really quite unstable
There's worse like sitting there in your birthday suit
Never play strip poker at a correctional institute
Gee, I feel really bad, I'm really quite unstable
There's worse like sitting there in your birthday suit
Never play strip poker at a correctional institute
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There's a song about a vending machine, I hope it makes much sense
Just listen very carefully, cause it's entirely in French
(sings the next two lines in French)
Just listen very carefully, cause it's entirely in French
(sings the next two lines in French)
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The other day, I went out and got a new TV
Just the thought of watching it filled me up with glee
But when I turned it on, you know, boy I really lost it
Because the only thing it picked up was "Veronica's Closet"
Just the thought of watching it filled me up with glee
But when I turned it on, you know, boy I really lost it
Because the only thing it picked up was "Veronica's Closet"
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I live in Canada, there is no IRS
I still have to pay taxes, but I'm not that distressed
I owe $18,000, but please understand
I'm not worried, 'cause that's five bucks American
I still have to pay taxes, but I'm not that distressed
I owe $18,000, but please understand
I'm not worried, 'cause that's five bucks American
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I am a member of the world's oldest band
I slept with every supermodel in the land
Well, I didn't get one, but that is her loss
A Rolling Stone never gets no Kate Moss
I slept with every supermodel in the land
Well, I didn't get one, but that is her loss
A Rolling Stone never gets no Kate Moss
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Colin: Well congratulations, you all been elected in the Hall of Fame at CRAPPER Town!
Wayne: (Happy about it) We made it!
Colin: It's Bad!
Wayne: (Happy about it) We made it!
Colin: It's Bad!
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Colin: I don't need to take this crap! I won a People's Choice Award! Look...
Brad: [pokes Colin, and then takes out and holds up "trophy"] I have one. [followed by Ryan who takes up two "trophies"]
Colin: Oh, I know! Everyone has one! Who doesn't have one?!
Brad: [pokes Colin, and then takes out and holds up "trophy"] I have one. [followed by Ryan who takes up two "trophies"]
Colin: Oh, I know! Everyone has one! Who doesn't have one?!
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Robin Williams: Can I take a moment?
Colin: Take it.
Robin: Done!
Colin: Alright. That's why I love working with you!
Wayne: What about me?
Colin: Shut up!
Colin: Take it.
Robin: Done!
Colin: Alright. That's why I love working with you!
Wayne: What about me?
Colin: Shut up!
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Colin: Cut, cut, cut! I may have mislead you...[To Ryan] And never pull down your pants again! Although, thanks for reminding me, I need to get some chicken!
Ryan: You started it. Here we go.
Ryan: You started it. Here we go.
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Colin: You're this close to being substitued with ... Gary Coleman!
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Ryan Stiles: Why the sparkles?
Colin Mochrie: [thinks for a moment, then shrugs] Why not?
Colin Mochrie: [thinks for a moment, then shrugs] Why not?
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Ryan Stiles: How do you think all this had started?
Colin Mochrie: There was a rumor that Kathy Lee was coming back!
Colin Mochrie: There was a rumor that Kathy Lee was coming back!
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Just try to keep your eyes on them as they try to revolt you but keep staring!
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Ryan Stiles: What are you using to protect yourself at this time?
Colin Mochrie: Saran Wrap!
Colin Mochrie: Saran Wrap!
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Ryan Stiles: Colin! Can you hear us?
Colin Mochrie: Pardon?
Ryan Stiles: I have never seen anything like that in my entire life!
Colin Mochrie: Me neither! I've been looking at this for the last five hours! And I can't just take my eyes of it!
Chip Esten: It's a sad, sad sight indeed, Colin!
Colin Mochrie: It certainly is!
Chip Esten: How did it start?
Colin Mochrie: It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
[Eveyone laughed while Drew laughed more hysterically]
Colin Mochrie: Pardon?
Ryan Stiles: I have never seen anything like that in my entire life!
Colin Mochrie: Me neither! I've been looking at this for the last five hours! And I can't just take my eyes of it!
Chip Esten: It's a sad, sad sight indeed, Colin!
Colin Mochrie: It certainly is!
Chip Esten: How did it start?
Colin Mochrie: It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
[Eveyone laughed while Drew laughed more hysterically]
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Ryan: Colin, are these things capable of reproducing?
Colin: Maybe...
Colin: Maybe...
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Chip Esten: Now, I've notice you're not wearing sunglasses to help you with that incredible shine!
[This is when Colin realizes it's him and the camera shows Ryan and Chip laughing]
Colin: Yeah, although many people are, because of the incredible beauty of what is happening behind! Many artists have come down just to take a rendering of it, and...oh my God...oh, the beauty! The beauty!
[This is when Colin realizes it's him and the camera shows Ryan and Chip laughing]
Colin: Yeah, although many people are, because of the incredible beauty of what is happening behind! Many artists have come down just to take a rendering of it, and...oh my God...oh, the beauty! The beauty!
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Drew Carey: It's the best one ever! Colin, what is behind you?
Colin Mochrie: I hope it's me with my clothes ON.
Drew Carey: Yes! It is! [buzzes again] Yes, it is!
[After the game]
Drew Carey: I can't wait four months from now for you to watch it! I hope you'll be drunk in a bar somewhere and look up and,'Hey it's me! Ugh!' (pretends to puke)
Colin Mochrie: When it ever end?!
Drew Carey: Awww, man! That was hilarious!
Colin Mochrie: (realized something and laughed) I've said the bald joke thing too.
Ryan Stiles: You did!
Drew Carey: That's why we call you Captain Hair!
Colin Mochrie: I hope it's me with my clothes ON.
Drew Carey: Yes! It is! [buzzes again] Yes, it is!
[After the game]
Drew Carey: I can't wait four months from now for you to watch it! I hope you'll be drunk in a bar somewhere and look up and,'Hey it's me! Ugh!' (pretends to puke)
Colin Mochrie: When it ever end?!
Drew Carey: Awww, man! That was hilarious!
Colin Mochrie: (realized something and laughed) I've said the bald joke thing too.
Ryan Stiles: You did!
Drew Carey: That's why we call you Captain Hair!
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Ryan Stiles: Colin, when you left the studio, you had hair!
[Colin stays silent for a short moment as everyone else laughs but a few seconds later there's a "Aww.." sound]
Colin Mochrie: Yeah, and what do you mean by that, stick boy?!
[Colin stays silent for a short moment as everyone else laughs but a few seconds later there's a "Aww.." sound]
Colin Mochrie: Yeah, and what do you mean by that, stick boy?!
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Colin Mochrie: Well, as far as I can tell, it all started with a price check. And then I don't know how it escalated to this, but I haven't seen such action since my wedding night.
Denny Siegel: Colin, there's some concern that some children are watching and this could be scarring. Do you have any advice?
Colin Mochrie: Well, we all have to grow up sometime.
Denny Siegel: Colin, there's some concern that some children are watching and this could be scarring. Do you have any advice?
Colin Mochrie: Well, we all have to grow up sometime.
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Ryan Stiles: Colin, do you have any idea how this whole thing started?
Colin Mochrie: Well, it all started at a revival of "The King and I" starring Jerry Springer. From then, it just spilled onto the streets, and chaos, chaos, chaos!
[later]
Ryan Stiles: Colin, I understand there's a twist to this story.
Colin Mochrie: Yes, there is.
Ryan Stiles: Now what would that be?
Colin Mochrie: Wanna know what it is?
Ryan Stiles: Yes.
Colin Mochrie: Well, of course, all these people are from the Senate.
Ryan Stiles: Really?
Colin Mochrie: That's the twist.
Colin Mochrie: Well, it all started at a revival of "The King and I" starring Jerry Springer. From then, it just spilled onto the streets, and chaos, chaos, chaos!
[later]
Ryan Stiles: Colin, I understand there's a twist to this story.
Colin Mochrie: Yes, there is.
Ryan Stiles: Now what would that be?
Colin Mochrie: Wanna know what it is?
Ryan Stiles: Yes.
Colin Mochrie: Well, of course, all these people are from the Senate.
Ryan Stiles: Really?
Colin Mochrie: That's the twist.
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Brad Sherwood: Looks like more fun than a barrel, eh, Col?
Colin Mochrie: It's amazing, and you know what? They also do a show every Thursday night. It's amazing to watch, and the drinks are free.
Colin Mochrie: It's amazing, and you know what? They also do a show every Thursday night. It's amazing to watch, and the drinks are free.
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