Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quotes
Kathy Greenwood: Colin, do you feel as though you're in any danger?
Colin Mochrie: I don't feel like I'm any danger. Look! (stands still)
Colin Mochrie: I don't feel like I'm any danger. Look! (stands still)
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Ryan Stiles: Colin, I am almost in tears at the sheer beauty of what is happening behind you.
Colin Mochrie: Are you?
Ryan Stiles: I...I'm not sure I can speak.
Chip Esten: Colin, I'm just in tears.
Colin Mochrie: Are you?
Ryan Stiles: I...I'm not sure I can speak.
Chip Esten: Colin, I'm just in tears.
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Colin Mochrie: Ducks down to the ground
Ryan Stiles: Oh that's an odd maneuver there Collin. What do you call that?
Colin Mochrie: What I just did? [Ducks down to the ground again] I'm trying to confuse it!
Ryan Stiles: Oh... (laughs) Oh trust me Colin, you confuse it on a daily basis.
Colin Mochrie: [Pauses, then figures it out] You know, it's kinda charming in a gawky way, isn't it?
Ryan Stiles: Oh that's an odd maneuver there Collin. What do you call that?
Colin Mochrie: What I just did? [Ducks down to the ground again] I'm trying to confuse it!
Ryan Stiles: Oh... (laughs) Oh trust me Colin, you confuse it on a daily basis.
Colin Mochrie: [Pauses, then figures it out] You know, it's kinda charming in a gawky way, isn't it?
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Drew: Celebrity endorsements doomed to fail.
Colin: Hi, I'm Colin Mochrie for "Rogaine".
Colin: Hi, I'm Colin Mochrie for "Rogaine".
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Drew: Unlikely subjects to be a basis for a musical.
Colin: [singing] How does food become POOOO?? I'll tell YOOOOU!!
Colin: [singing] How does food become POOOO?? I'll tell YOOOOU!!
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Drew: Unlikely titles for medical journals.
Colin: Ever wondered how food becomes poo?
Colin: Ever wondered how food becomes poo?
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Drew: Fast food orders that SOUND sexy... but aren't.
Colin: Yeah, can you slip me a Whopper?
Colin: Yeah, can you slip me a Whopper?
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Drew: World's Worst Catchphrase.
Colin: [making a pose] Ni-i-ice Pants!
Colin: [making a pose] Ni-i-ice Pants!
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Drew: Bad things to see tattooed on your date.
Colin: [reading] Am I doing all right? Call 555- ...
Colin: [reading] Am I doing all right? Call 555- ...
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Drew: Rejected theme songs from the movie "Titanic".
Colin: (singing in an upbeat tone) Corpses bobbing in the sea... hahahaha heeheehee
Colin: (singing in an upbeat tone) Corpses bobbing in the sea... hahahaha heeheehee
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Drew: Unlikely first lines of love songs.
Colin: (sings) It seemed like any other autopsy...
Colin: (sings) It seemed like any other autopsy...
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Drew: Confusing battle cries.
Colin: Give me liberty, or a bran muffin!
Colin: [Afterwards] Get my brown pants!
Colin: Give me liberty, or a bran muffin!
Colin: [Afterwards] Get my brown pants!
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Drew: Poems about embarrassing moments
Colin: It was my first time, I felt such elation; oh no, premature ejaculation...
Colin: It was my first time, I felt such elation; oh no, premature ejaculation...
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Drew: Unwelcome dishes on a church pop-like dinner.
Colin: [imitates holding a dish] Crap on a stick.
Colin: [imitates holding a dish] Crap on a stick.
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Drew: Things you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend.
Colin: [Motioning with his hand] Come.
Colin: [Motioning with his hand] Come.
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Drew: If songs were written about life's most embarrassing moments.
Colin: (Singing) Hey, that's me with the booger in my nose, booger in my nose, booger in my nose. Hey! That's me with the booger...(buzzer)
(later)
Colin: (singing) Hey, I didn't mean to cook your dog. But hey, those things just happen! I was just standing there and his little toes, they started tappin'. So I cut his rope like go get the goat and then I put him on the barbecue...(Ryan pulls Colin off stage. Buzzer sounds.)
Colin: (Singing) Hey, that's me with the booger in my nose, booger in my nose, booger in my nose. Hey! That's me with the booger...(buzzer)
(later)
Colin: (singing) Hey, I didn't mean to cook your dog. But hey, those things just happen! I was just standing there and his little toes, they started tappin'. So I cut his rope like go get the goat and then I put him on the barbecue...(Ryan pulls Colin off stage. Buzzer sounds.)
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Drew: Topics that will ruin a dinner party.
Colin: ...So, then my colon is lying right on my chest. I wake up in the middle of the surgery---I accidentally swallow half of it! How did that happen, I'm wondering! Well, when all of a sudden, that's when the laxative hits! So, I'm lying there, wondering "How the heck am I gonna get out of this?" (Ryan pulls Colin off stage. Buzzer sounds.)
Colin: ...So, then my colon is lying right on my chest. I wake up in the middle of the surgery---I accidentally swallow half of it! How did that happen, I'm wondering! Well, when all of a sudden, that's when the laxative hits! So, I'm lying there, wondering "How the heck am I gonna get out of this?" (Ryan pulls Colin off stage. Buzzer sounds.)
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Drew: Opening lines of foreign national anthems.
Colin: Colombia! We're not known just for coffee!
Colin: Colombia! We're not known just for coffee!
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Drew: Messages delivered a little late.
Colin: Mr. Lincoln! The show got bad reviews!
Colin: Mr. Lincoln! The show got bad reviews!
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Drew: Least checked out library books.
Colin: [imitates grabbing a book off a shelf] Hmmm. Twenty Ways To Self-Control: President Clinton.
Colin: [imitates grabbing a book off a shelf] Hmmm. Twenty Ways To Self-Control: President Clinton.
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Drew: U.S. cities that will never have a song written about them.
Colin: (singing) Proud citizens of Doglick!
Colin: (singing) Proud citizens of Doglick!
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Drew: Bad songs to sing in prison.
Colin: (singing) With the wig, you remind me of Julia.
Colin: (singing) With the wig, you remind me of Julia.
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Drew: What George W. Bush is really thinking during cabinet meetings.
Colin: [looks around] There isn't even a cabinet in here.
Colin: [looks around] There isn't even a cabinet in here.
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Drew: What you can say about your motorcycle, but not your girlfriend.
Colin: It's fine, as long as you don't mind the bugs in your teeth.
Colin: It's fine, as long as you don't mind the bugs in your teeth.
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Drew: What you can say about your boat, but not your girlfriend.
Colin: She's taking on water!
Colin: She's taking on water!
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Drew: Names that will get your son's ass kicked.
Ryan: Awww is kick my ass hungry?
Colin: Come here Colin.
(Then Brad and Wayne comes pretend to beat up him)
Ryan: Awww is kick my ass hungry?
Colin: Come here Colin.
(Then Brad and Wayne comes pretend to beat up him)
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Drew: What Lassie was really trying to tell everyone.
Colin: The square root of nine is three!
Colin: The square root of nine is three!
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Drew: Rejected "Jeopardy!" categories.
Colin: I'll take Animal Genitalia Audio Clues...
Colin: I'll take Animal Genitalia Audio Clues...
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Drew: Professions where breaking into song is discouraged.
Colin: I'M A MIIIIIIIME!!
Colin: I'M A MIIIIIIIME!!
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Drew: Scenes from the Whose Line soap opera.
Colin: (pretends to shave his head) Why didn't I read my contract?
Colin: (pretends to shave his head) Why didn't I read my contract?
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