Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quotes
Drew: What the kids in "The Blair Witch Project" were really running from.
Colin: (Runs up to the camera, pretends to cry) There's gonna be a crappy sequel!
Colin: (Runs up to the camera, pretends to cry) There's gonna be a crappy sequel!
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Drew: Other welcome messages when entering a state.
Colin: Welcome to Rhode Island. Thanks for visiting Rhode Island. (turns around in confusion)
Colin: Welcome to Rhode Island. Thanks for visiting Rhode Island. (turns around in confusion)
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Drew: Phrases that don't sound right when a cheesy announcer says them
Colin: PLEASE ACCEPT MY CONDOLENCES!
Colin: PLEASE ACCEPT MY CONDOLENCES!
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Drew: Things that you shouldn't wish for when a genie grants you three wishes
Colin: Uh, two cokes and some chips.
Colin: Uh, two cokes and some chips.
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Drew: Odd things to hear from the voices in your head
Colin: I'm the little voice in your head. No, I'm the little voice in your head. No, I'm the little voice in your head. Will the real little voice in your head please stand up? No, it's me. I'm the little voice in your head. I'm the little voice in your head. I'm the little voice in your head (Ryan drags him off the stage) I'm the little voice in your head...[buzzer]
Colin: I'm the little voice in your head. No, I'm the little voice in your head. No, I'm the little voice in your head. Will the real little voice in your head please stand up? No, it's me. I'm the little voice in your head. I'm the little voice in your head. I'm the little voice in your head (Ryan drags him off the stage) I'm the little voice in your head...[buzzer]
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Drew: Little know facts about the Whose line cast.
Colin: They're all wearing toupees.
Colin: They're all wearing toupees.
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Drew: Things found on hillbilly fortune cookies.
Colin: (reading) Howdy. (looks at the paper confused)
Colin: (reading) Howdy. (looks at the paper confused)
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Drew: If movie star were truthful during their award acceptant speeches.
Colin: Man! You don't know how many B**** I've had my D*** up just to get this!
Colin: Man! You don't know how many B**** I've had my D*** up just to get this!
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Drew: Unlikely superheroes.
Colin: It's Me! Run-Away-From-Danger-Man!
Colin: It's Me! Run-Away-From-Danger-Man!
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Drew: Strange causes to raise money for.
Colin: (pretending to hold a sign) Bathe the whales!
Colin: (pretending to hold a sign) Bathe the whales!
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Drew: The worst soap opera cliffhanger lines leading into a commercial.
Colin: What's for dinner?
Colin: What's for dinner?
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Colin: Wait a minute... this says you shouldn't operate heavy machinery!
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Drew: Pick-up lines of game show hosts.
Colin: (pretending to pull on a wedding ring) Is that your final answer?
Colin: (pretending to pull on a wedding ring) Is that your final answer?
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Drew: Things on Celebrity Fear Factor
Colin: [pulls Wayne to the stage] Put on this plaid shirt! [pretends to hold up a shirt]
Colin: [pulls Wayne to the stage] Put on this plaid shirt! [pretends to hold up a shirt]
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Drew: Unusual acts performed on talent night at the convent.
Colin: I'm a penguin. I'm a black and white movie. I'm a newspaper. I'm a zebra.
Colin: I'm a penguin. I'm a black and white movie. I'm a newspaper. I'm a zebra.
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Drew: World's worst thing to say the first time you see someone naked.
Colin: That reminds me, my tire needs new treads.
Colin: That reminds me, my tire needs new treads.
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Drew: Bad times to smoke a cigarette.
Colin: FIRE! (smokes a cigarette)
Colin: FIRE! (smokes a cigarette)
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Drew: Things you couldn't tell your parents until now.
Colin: I'm adopted.
Colin: I'm adopted.
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Drew: What penguins are really thinking.
Colin: One day, I'll get that Batman.
Colin: One day, I'll get that Batman.
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Drew: Statements that immature people are prone to snicker at.
Colin: ...and of course the planet Uranus.
Colin: ...and of course the planet Uranus.
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Wayne: So you have your White and Pumpernickel...
Colin: [Snickers]...White...
Colin: [Snickers]...White...
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Ryan: Oh, you're from Saskatchewan, which part?
Colin: Saskatoon
Ryan: Ah, I'm from Regina. [Colin snickers]
Colin: Saskatoon
Ryan: Ah, I'm from Regina. [Colin snickers]
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Drew: Strange 900 numbers.
Colin: (in an automated voice) So you need more bald jokes, Drew Carey? Here are some more bald jokes for you, Drew Carey.
Colin: (in an automated voice) So you need more bald jokes, Drew Carey? Here are some more bald jokes for you, Drew Carey.
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Drew: Bad things to time.
Colin: It took a minute for the second hand to go all the way to the top.
Colin: It took a minute for the second hand to go all the way to the top.
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Drew: The worst thing to find in your parachute pack.
Colin: (pretends to open a parachute and find a book inside) "What To Do When Your Parachute Doesn't Open".
Colin: (pretends to open a parachute and find a book inside) "What To Do When Your Parachute Doesn't Open".
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Drew: Pull the string on the Drew Carey doll, and it says...
Colin: It was nice the time we worked together, Greg. You're fired.
Colin: It was nice the time we worked together, Greg. You're fired.
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