Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quotes
Drew: Bad things to see tattooed on your date.
Ryan: [leans forward] "Property of the US Army?"
Ryan: [leans forward] "Property of the US Army?"
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Drew: Bad things to hear from the doctor operating on you.
Ryan: Ooh, that's different...
Ryan: Ooh, that's different...
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Drew: Other people Dorothy might have met and what they would have ask The Wizard for.
Ryan: Hey Dorothy, I'm Drew Carey. I need some jokes to do in between scenes.
Ryan: Hey Dorothy, I'm Drew Carey. I need some jokes to do in between scenes.
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Drew: Least checked out library books.
Ryan: Hmm, Dirty Jokes And Beer. [written by Drew Carey]
Ryan: Hmm, Dirty Jokes And Beer. [written by Drew Carey]
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Drew: The good news and the bad news.
Ryan: The good news is, the surgery is over, and you're gonna look like a movie star! The bad news is that the movie star is Drew Carey!
Ryan: The good news is, the surgery is over, and you're gonna look like a movie star! The bad news is that the movie star is Drew Carey!
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Drew: Songs that kill the romance.
Ryan: [singing] I've got a cigar!
Ryan: [singing] I've got a cigar!
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Drew: Unlikely ways to start a sermon.
Ryan: [opens book] ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!
Ryan: [opens book] ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!
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Drew: If people broke into song in real life.
Ryan: [sings as he pretends to sit down] Where did all the toilet paper go?
Ryan: [sings as he pretends to sit down] Where did all the toilet paper go?
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Drew: Names of babies that will get their ass kicked.
Ryan: Aw, is Kickmyass hungry?
Ryan: Aw, is Kickmyass hungry?
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Drew: Name of Colin Mochrie's autobiography.
Ryan: (imitates grabbing a book off a shelf) How I Murdered Drew Carey.
Ryan: (imitates grabbing a book off a shelf) How I Murdered Drew Carey.
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Drew: Things written in the Whose Line bathroom
Ryan: (sits down then pretends to write) I give myself a thousand points.(Buzzer.) Ryan sticks hand out to flush toilet. Brad walks on stage pretends to unclog toilet and then flushes.
Ryan: (sits down then pretends to write) I give myself a thousand points.(Buzzer.) Ryan sticks hand out to flush toilet. Brad walks on stage pretends to unclog toilet and then flushes.
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Drew: If songs were written about life's most embarassing moments
Ryan: (sings) Why can't I control my bowels?
Ryan: (sings) Why can't I control my bowels?
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Drew: If Carol Channing were president.
Ryan: [Mimicking Carol Channing] I never made love with that woman. I never had sexual affairs with her. [to Brad] Who the hell are you? [buzzer]
Ryan: [Mimicking Carol Channing] I never made love with that woman. I never had sexual affairs with her. [to Brad] Who the hell are you? [buzzer]
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Drew: Worst world's subject for an interpritive dance.
Ryan: [making waving motion with his arms] Diarrhea: flows like a river.
Ryan: [making waving motion with his arms] Diarrhea: flows like a river.
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Drew: Opening lines of foreign national anthems.
Ryan: Russia! Our women look like men!
Ryan: Russia! Our women look like men!
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Drew: What Santa left under Bill Clinton's tree
Ryan: (pretends to pick something up) Stain Remover?
Ryan: (pretends to pick something up) Stain Remover?
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Drew: (after numerous bald jokes at Colin's expense) Modern-day additions to the Ten Commandments.
Ryan: Thou shall not joke about bald people. (walks back and is high-fived by Colin.)
Ryan: Thou shall not joke about bald people. (walks back and is high-fived by Colin.)
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Drew: Besides an athletic event and a criminal getaway, times when people run as fast as they can.
Ryan: (stops and looks at camera with a disbelieving look.) Hoedown?
Ryan: (stops and looks at camera with a disbelieving look.) Hoedown?
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Drew: Professions where breaking into song is discouraged
Ryan: (pulls Colin with him) (straps him into a chair) [singing] We're...gonna...Fry you this morning, Fry you this morning!
Ryan: (pulls Colin with him) (straps him into a chair) [singing] We're...gonna...Fry you this morning, Fry you this morning!
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Drew: Strange welcome greetings on signs as you enter into different U.S. states.
Ryan: Welcome to Montana, there's nobody here.
Ryan: Welcome to Montana, there's nobody here.
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Ryan: [Returns to stage] Welcome to Hawaii, how'd you get here in a car?
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Drew: Bad ways for your optometrist to check your eyesight.
Ryan: [punches the air]
Ryan: [punches the air]
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Drew: Things they never write songs about.
Ryan: [singing] You, and your constipation.
Ryan: [singing] You, and your constipation.
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[Colin suddenly looses his balance. He grabs onto Ryan, so Ryan grabs his arm and pulls him back to balance.]
Ryan: I just saved your life. [Colin pauses, then steps off] Aw.
Ryan: I just saved your life. [Colin pauses, then steps off] Aw.
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Drew: Strange television shows for Mr. Rogers to make a guest appearance on.
Ryan: (as Mr. Rogers) Well, yes, I'd have to say that is my final answer.
Ryan: (as Mr. Rogers) Well, yes, I'd have to say that is my final answer.
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Drew: Thing you can say about your computer but not your girlfriend.
Ryan: Aw it's gone down again.
Ryan: Aw it's gone down again.
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Drew: What you would choose to do if you knew a huge meteor was about to hit the Earth.
Ryan: Guess what? I'm not doing a Hoedown tonight.
Ryan: Guess what? I'm not doing a Hoedown tonight.
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Drew: Dangerous things do while you're naked.
'Ryan: [pretends to open a door] Five minutes, Mr. President.
'Ryan: [pretends to open a door] Five minutes, Mr. President.
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