Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quotes
[Ryan and Chip's prop: Two oversized Koosh Balls]
[Wayne and Colin's prop: Two pink circles with a hole in the middle and spikes sticking out of one side]
[Wayne and Colin's prop: Two pink circles with a hole in the middle and spikes sticking out of one side]
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Whoopi Goldberg: Dearly beloved, we're here to bury-wury your little daddy, now!
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Drew: Inappropriate topics of conversation when meeting the Queen of England.
Whoopi: Do you, like, pick your nose in the carriage? When you go by, [Mimes picking nose] is that, like, what you're doing?
Ryan: I, uh, [winks] lick your stamps all the time.
Colin: Ever think about how uncomfortable testicles really are?
Whoopi: Do you use the maximum size or the minimum?
Whoopi: Do you, like, pick your nose in the carriage? When you go by, [Mimes picking nose] is that, like, what you're doing?
Ryan: I, uh, [winks] lick your stamps all the time.
Colin: Ever think about how uncomfortable testicles really are?
Whoopi: Do you use the maximum size or the minimum?
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Drew: What the Queen of England is really saying to the people in the greeting line.
Wayne: Pull my finger.
Colin: [shaking Wayne's hands] Who got kicked off the island this week?
Wayne: Pull my finger.
Colin: [shaking Wayne's hands] Who got kicked off the island this week?
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(Ryan holds his props)
Ryan: Happy 4th of July! (repeatedly holds his props up in the air, making explosion noises Chip goes "Ooh" and "Aah")
(Wayne and Colin have their props over their heads)
Wayne: Hey mon.
Colin: Yeah, mon.
(Chip holds one prop)
Chip: And ended the second World War. (Holds the prop up) See page 139.
(Colin holds one prop against his stomach while Wayne pushes the spikes)
Wayne: Calm down, Bessie.
Colin: Your hands are cold!
Wayne: Shut up!
(Chip and Ryan each hold one prop over their groins)
Ryan: I ain't going to say it.
(Colin holds his props)
Colin: Man, how long have these Lifesavers been in your pocket?
(Chip holds both props over his head)
Chip: (Southern accent) And if you just send in your money, we will send you a lifesize- (cracks up)
(Colin holds one prop on the floor)
Colin: I thought the coliseum was a little bigger than this.
(Ryan holds both props against his ears)
Ryan: Hair in my ears?
Chip: Yes, hair in your ears, yes.
(Colin holds up one prop against his face while shaking it and making a vibrating sound)
(Chip holds both props under his armpits)
Chip: (French accent) Do you like French women?
(Colin holds one prop over Wayne, who's standing on the other prop)
Colin: Transport. (Wayne makes a noise, then runs off)
(Ryan is holding one prop)
Ryan: (handing it to Chip) Alright, and there's your fries. There's your Coke.
Ryan: Happy 4th of July! (repeatedly holds his props up in the air, making explosion noises Chip goes "Ooh" and "Aah")
(Wayne and Colin have their props over their heads)
Wayne: Hey mon.
Colin: Yeah, mon.
(Chip holds one prop)
Chip: And ended the second World War. (Holds the prop up) See page 139.
(Colin holds one prop against his stomach while Wayne pushes the spikes)
Wayne: Calm down, Bessie.
Colin: Your hands are cold!
Wayne: Shut up!
(Chip and Ryan each hold one prop over their groins)
Ryan: I ain't going to say it.
(Colin holds his props)
Colin: Man, how long have these Lifesavers been in your pocket?
(Chip holds both props over his head)
Chip: (Southern accent) And if you just send in your money, we will send you a lifesize- (cracks up)
(Colin holds one prop on the floor)
Colin: I thought the coliseum was a little bigger than this.
(Ryan holds both props against his ears)
Ryan: Hair in my ears?
Chip: Yes, hair in your ears, yes.
(Colin holds up one prop against his face while shaking it and making a vibrating sound)
(Chip holds both props under his armpits)
Chip: (French accent) Do you like French women?
(Colin holds one prop over Wayne, who's standing on the other prop)
Colin: Transport. (Wayne makes a noise, then runs off)
(Ryan is holding one prop)
Ryan: (handing it to Chip) Alright, and there's your fries. There's your Coke.
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[Ryan and Kathy's prop: Two trapezoids with triangles sticking out]
[Drew and Wayne's prop: Two pillows with tentacles]
[Drew and Wayne's prop: Two pillows with tentacles]
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(Ryan and Kathy have their props on their backs)
Ryan: Hey, you wanted to be adventurous.
Kathy: I love it, honey!
(Drew holds a prop over his head)
Drew: Give em your tires, your poor, your huddled masses.
(Ryan has both props on his feet)
Ryan: No, I'm known for my shoes on the show.
(Wayne holds both props)
Wayne: Mommy, why do the kids make fun of my hands?
(Ryan and Kathy have their props under their heads)
Kathy: I cannot believe you came to this party dressed as Bjork, too.
(Drew holds a prop under his stomach)
Drew: No, I think it's crabs.
(Ryan holds a prop above his forehead)
Ryan: Hey, Lisa, you seen Homer?
(Drew has one prop over his stomach. Wayne pokes him, and Drew laughs)
(Ryan and Kathy hold their props up)
Ryan, Kathy: (chanting) We're number 5! We're number 5!
(Drew and Wayne hold their props up as well)
Drew: (chanting) We're number 8! We're number 8!
(Ryan and Kathy have connected their props)
Kathy: That was an easy puzzle. We should get five pieces next time.
(Wayne holds one prop over Drew's head)
Wayne: So I told Shauntel that she needed to dye... (buzz)
Ryan: Hey, you wanted to be adventurous.
Kathy: I love it, honey!
(Drew holds a prop over his head)
Drew: Give em your tires, your poor, your huddled masses.
(Ryan has both props on his feet)
Ryan: No, I'm known for my shoes on the show.
(Wayne holds both props)
Wayne: Mommy, why do the kids make fun of my hands?
(Ryan and Kathy have their props under their heads)
Kathy: I cannot believe you came to this party dressed as Bjork, too.
(Drew holds a prop under his stomach)
Drew: No, I think it's crabs.
(Ryan holds a prop above his forehead)
Ryan: Hey, Lisa, you seen Homer?
(Drew has one prop over his stomach. Wayne pokes him, and Drew laughs)
(Ryan and Kathy hold their props up)
Ryan, Kathy: (chanting) We're number 5! We're number 5!
(Drew and Wayne hold their props up as well)
Drew: (chanting) We're number 8! We're number 8!
(Ryan and Kathy have connected their props)
Kathy: That was an easy puzzle. We should get five pieces next time.
(Wayne holds one prop over Drew's head)
Wayne: So I told Shauntel that she needed to dye... (buzz)
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Ryan: Have you ever heard of a place called Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan?
Colin: Isn't that right beside Left... Noob?
Colin: Isn't that right beside Left... Noob?
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Drew: What-what boat are we on?
Wayne: Didn't you read the sign?
Drew: That one over there?
Wayne: What is that in the distance?
Drew: I don't know, what?
Wayne: Would you save me if we crash?
Drew: Got any money on ya?
Wayne: Can't you just be kind? [Imitates a horn] EY-YETT!
Drew: What was that?
Wayne: Haven't you ever heard an "Ey-yett" before?
Wayne: Didn't you read the sign?
Drew: That one over there?
Wayne: What is that in the distance?
Drew: I don't know, what?
Wayne: Would you save me if we crash?
Drew: Got any money on ya?
Wayne: Can't you just be kind? [Imitates a horn] EY-YETT!
Drew: What was that?
Wayne: Haven't you ever heard an "Ey-yett" before?
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Colin: Are you the king of the world?
Wayne: Will you be my queen?
Colin: Can you save me?
Wayne: Can you swim?
Colin: [Studders] Can...it...help me?
Wayne: Do you have difficulty speaking?
Colin: Don't you know English is not my first language?
Wayne: ...Hoo-hoo...[Buzz]
Ryan: Should we follow the rats?
Colin: Why not?
Ryan: Can't you see the water's up around your waist?
Colin: Can't you see I'm enjoying it?
Ryan: Would you swim with me?
Wayne: Will you be my queen?
Colin: Can you save me?
Wayne: Can you swim?
Colin: [Studders] Can...it...help me?
Wayne: Do you have difficulty speaking?
Colin: Don't you know English is not my first language?
Wayne: ...Hoo-hoo...[Buzz]
Ryan: Should we follow the rats?
Colin: Why not?
Ryan: Can't you see the water's up around your waist?
Colin: Can't you see I'm enjoying it?
Ryan: Would you swim with me?
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Ryan: Are you the Captain?
Drew: Don't I look like the Captain?
Ryan: Is that scotch in your breath?
Drew: Don't I look like the Captain?
Ryan: Is that scotch in your breath?
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Drew: Would you be disappointed in me if I said yes?
Ryan: Can't you tell that I'm in love with you?
Drew: [Takes Ryan's hand] Isn't it obvious that I feel the same way?
Ryan: [Referring to an earlier screw-up he had made in another game] Did you know Kid Rock's one guy?
Ryan: Can't you tell that I'm in love with you?
Drew: [Takes Ryan's hand] Isn't it obvious that I feel the same way?
Ryan: [Referring to an earlier screw-up he had made in another game] Did you know Kid Rock's one guy?
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Wayne: Bang! Bang! Can you dance for me, girl?
Denny: Can I dance? (starts dancing) How do you like them apples?
Wayne: What the hell you call that?
Denny: You think you can just come in here and scare me? You don't think I've seen tougher types than you come in my bar?
Wayne: (mimics sounds of boot spurs) Don't you want a real man?
(Denny reacts and starts to walk away. Buzz!)
Ryan: (in British accent) Have you got the time?
Wayne: Have I got the time?!
Ryan: Would you happen to know where the OK Corral is?
Wayne: What kind of pansy Englishman are you?
Ryan: Y'all from around these parts?
Wayne: You... Shut up! (Buzz!)
Colin: How's it going?
Ryan: Any requests?
Colin: What do you play?
Ryan: "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Colin: How does that go?
Ryan: (laughs) I don't know... (Buzz!)
Denny: Could you help me if I told you I got the bandit tied upstairs in my bedroom?
Colin: What?
(The audience and Drew crack up)
Denny: Do you know how to undo a knot made from a bathrobe cord?
Colin: Do you mean the hangman knot?
Denny: Is there any other worth doing?
Colin: Do I look like a boy scout?
Denny: ... Yes, you do! (Buzz!)
Ryan: (singing while miming playing a piano) Do you know...?
Colin: Can you do it on key?
Ryan: What key would you like it in?
Colin: G or F?
(Buzz!)
Wayne: Have you seen that woman who hog-tied me upstairs?
Ryan: What's she look like? What's she look like!
Wayne: Would you believe that she's about five
Denny: Can I dance? (starts dancing) How do you like them apples?
Wayne: What the hell you call that?
Denny: You think you can just come in here and scare me? You don't think I've seen tougher types than you come in my bar?
Wayne: (mimics sounds of boot spurs) Don't you want a real man?
(Denny reacts and starts to walk away. Buzz!)
Ryan: (in British accent) Have you got the time?
Wayne: Have I got the time?!
Ryan: Would you happen to know where the OK Corral is?
Wayne: What kind of pansy Englishman are you?
Ryan: Y'all from around these parts?
Wayne: You... Shut up! (Buzz!)
Colin: How's it going?
Ryan: Any requests?
Colin: What do you play?
Ryan: "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Colin: How does that go?
Ryan: (laughs) I don't know... (Buzz!)
Denny: Could you help me if I told you I got the bandit tied upstairs in my bedroom?
Colin: What?
(The audience and Drew crack up)
Denny: Do you know how to undo a knot made from a bathrobe cord?
Colin: Do you mean the hangman knot?
Denny: Is there any other worth doing?
Colin: Do I look like a boy scout?
Denny: ... Yes, you do! (Buzz!)
Ryan: (singing while miming playing a piano) Do you know...?
Colin: Can you do it on key?
Ryan: What key would you like it in?
Colin: G or F?
(Buzz!)
Wayne: Have you seen that woman who hog-tied me upstairs?
Ryan: What's she look like? What's she look like!
Wayne: Would you believe that she's about five
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Drew: Bad times for that laxitive to kick in.
Wayne: Now if you'll turn to page 47 in your hymnals...
Colin: [lining up behind Chip in a football position] 24! 31!
Wayne: Now if you'll turn to page 47 in your hymnals...
Colin: [lining up behind Chip in a football position] 24! 31!
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Wayne: (mimes using a breath freshener)
Whoopi: Could you leave me alone?
Wayne: Ha ha... Is that The Color Purple?
Whoopi: Are you Helen Keller?
Wayne: Are you trying to diss Del Marico de Rique?
Whoopi: Are you pushing it just a little far, mister?
Wayne: Don't you want some of this? (does a little saucy dance)
Whoopi: Didn't I have that and threw it out? [Wayne genuinely gawks at her] Wasn't it just a little on the wee side?
Wayne: ...Yes. (Buzz!)
Colin: Do you want some of this? (dances like a dad at a wedding)
Whoopi: Are you crazy?
Colin: Don't you know there's only another two hours to go?
Whoopi: Would I care if I knew!?
Colin: Can't you make me a man?
Whoopi: Don't you think it's too late?
Colin: Don't you want to feel the pleasure that only one other woman has felt?
Whoopi: Is that the one who died?
Colin: Who's to know eighty-four orgasms can kill you?
Whoopi: Are you telling me... (laughs) ...that you had eighty-four orgasms and this is what I have to look forward to?
Colin: Don't you know it's not the package?
Whoopi: Has someone lied to you?
Colin: What are you saying?
Whoopi: Don't you think if I could I would with you?
Colin: Why are you fighting this?
Whoopi: Do you think I'm fighting?
Colin: Don't you know I can read your eyes? (moves closer to Whoopi until they are pretty much face-to-face)
Whoopi: ... (kisses Colin) (Buzz!)
Ryan: How does it feel to kiss a woman for a change?
Whoopi: Could you leave me alone?
Wayne: Ha ha... Is that The Color Purple?
Whoopi: Are you Helen Keller?
Wayne: Are you trying to diss Del Marico de Rique?
Whoopi: Are you pushing it just a little far, mister?
Wayne: Don't you want some of this? (does a little saucy dance)
Whoopi: Didn't I have that and threw it out? [Wayne genuinely gawks at her] Wasn't it just a little on the wee side?
Wayne: ...Yes. (Buzz!)
Colin: Do you want some of this? (dances like a dad at a wedding)
Whoopi: Are you crazy?
Colin: Don't you know there's only another two hours to go?
Whoopi: Would I care if I knew!?
Colin: Can't you make me a man?
Whoopi: Don't you think it's too late?
Colin: Don't you want to feel the pleasure that only one other woman has felt?
Whoopi: Is that the one who died?
Colin: Who's to know eighty-four orgasms can kill you?
Whoopi: Are you telling me... (laughs) ...that you had eighty-four orgasms and this is what I have to look forward to?
Colin: Don't you know it's not the package?
Whoopi: Has someone lied to you?
Colin: What are you saying?
Whoopi: Don't you think if I could I would with you?
Colin: Why are you fighting this?
Whoopi: Do you think I'm fighting?
Colin: Don't you know I can read your eyes? (moves closer to Whoopi until they are pretty much face-to-face)
Whoopi: ... (kisses Colin) (Buzz!)
Ryan: How does it feel to kiss a woman for a change?
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Brad: [wearing spiked hear wig] Do you know which one of the Backstreet Boys I am?
Wayne: [wearing Rapunzel wig] Don't you know that you look like Howie?
Brad: Do you know where I'm supposed to perform for the wedding?
Wayne: Why would you be asking me, the maid of honor?
Brad: Were you kissing the bride earlier?
Wayne: Do you have video?
Brad: If I did, would that be scandalous?
Wayne: [takes his hand] Would you take me in the altar?
Brad: Is this... some sort of Devil worship?
Wayne: Why don't you just leave with me?
Brad: Are you a natural blonde?
Wayne: [pause] All over?
Brad: [walks off - is replaced by Ryan]
Ryan: [wearing extremely small black Princess Leia wig - in German accent] Would you like some dieder schnitzel?
Wayne: Which part of Germany are you from?
Ryan: Aren't you the bride?
Wayne: Don't I look like the bride?
Ryan: Are you nervous?
Wayne: Why should I be?
Ryan: Haven't you heard your husband ran out?
Wayne: [pretending to eat] My husband ran out?!
Ryan: What did you say?
Wayne: [normally] I said, my husband... [Buzz!]
Colin: [wearing blonde woman wig - in gruff accent] Where's the bride's family sittin'?
Ryan: Do you know who you look like with hair?
Colin: Who would that be?
[Ryan walks back and is replaced by Brad]
Brad: [wearing pink wig] Did you know I'm always walking into spiderwebs? [does a series of random dances]
Colin: Did you
Wayne: [wearing Rapunzel wig] Don't you know that you look like Howie?
Brad: Do you know where I'm supposed to perform for the wedding?
Wayne: Why would you be asking me, the maid of honor?
Brad: Were you kissing the bride earlier?
Wayne: Do you have video?
Brad: If I did, would that be scandalous?
Wayne: [takes his hand] Would you take me in the altar?
Brad: Is this... some sort of Devil worship?
Wayne: Why don't you just leave with me?
Brad: Are you a natural blonde?
Wayne: [pause] All over?
Brad: [walks off - is replaced by Ryan]
Ryan: [wearing extremely small black Princess Leia wig - in German accent] Would you like some dieder schnitzel?
Wayne: Which part of Germany are you from?
Ryan: Aren't you the bride?
Wayne: Don't I look like the bride?
Ryan: Are you nervous?
Wayne: Why should I be?
Ryan: Haven't you heard your husband ran out?
Wayne: [pretending to eat] My husband ran out?!
Ryan: What did you say?
Wayne: [normally] I said, my husband... [Buzz!]
Colin: [wearing blonde woman wig - in gruff accent] Where's the bride's family sittin'?
Ryan: Do you know who you look like with hair?
Colin: Who would that be?
[Ryan walks back and is replaced by Brad]
Brad: [wearing pink wig] Did you know I'm always walking into spiderwebs? [does a series of random dances]
Colin: Did you
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Topic: Brad is giving Ms. Kitty (Colin) a hard time in the saloon, when Sheriff Ryan enters to sort things out.
Brad: I said I wanted a double whiskey.
Colin: I think you've had enough. Look, I'm a very strong woman.
Wayne: Change.
Colin: Look, I'm an orangutan in a dress.
Wayne: Change.
Colin: I could beat you senseless with one finger nail.
Brad: Dance! [mimics gunshots]
Colin: I'm a very strong woman. I don't have to do anything a man says.
Wayne: Change.
Colin: [wipes the bartop, then dances]
Ryan: [comes in with squeaking door sound]
Wayne: Change.
Ryan: [comes in with doorbell sound]
Wayne: Change.
Ryan: [comes in with a foghorn sound]
Colin: Thank God you're here, Marshal! This man has been causing trouble.
Ryan: I think it's about time for you to leave town.
Brad: I'm not going anywhere, cos' you don't scare me.
Wayne: Change.
Brad: Which way is out of town?
Ryan: You passed it on the way in, right pass the Okay Corral.
Brad: Okay. But before I go, I'm gonna shoot you fullah lead.
Wayne: Change.
Brad: Before I go, I'm gonna spank you with my paddle.
Wayne: Change.
Brad: Before I go, I'm gonna ride you like a grease pig! Sooey!
Colin: Hey! This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
Ryan: What are you stopping him for?
Colin: Marshal!
Ryan: Sorry.
Colin: For goodness sake, you're here to uphold the law!
Ryan: You're right, I'm sorry. I got carried away. You see this badge? That means I'm the sheriff.
Wayne: Change.
Ryan
Brad: I said I wanted a double whiskey.
Colin: I think you've had enough. Look, I'm a very strong woman.
Wayne: Change.
Colin: Look, I'm an orangutan in a dress.
Wayne: Change.
Colin: I could beat you senseless with one finger nail.
Brad: Dance! [mimics gunshots]
Colin: I'm a very strong woman. I don't have to do anything a man says.
Wayne: Change.
Colin: [wipes the bartop, then dances]
Ryan: [comes in with squeaking door sound]
Wayne: Change.
Ryan: [comes in with doorbell sound]
Wayne: Change.
Ryan: [comes in with a foghorn sound]
Colin: Thank God you're here, Marshal! This man has been causing trouble.
Ryan: I think it's about time for you to leave town.
Brad: I'm not going anywhere, cos' you don't scare me.
Wayne: Change.
Brad: Which way is out of town?
Ryan: You passed it on the way in, right pass the Okay Corral.
Brad: Okay. But before I go, I'm gonna shoot you fullah lead.
Wayne: Change.
Brad: Before I go, I'm gonna spank you with my paddle.
Wayne: Change.
Brad: Before I go, I'm gonna ride you like a grease pig! Sooey!
Colin: Hey! This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
Ryan: What are you stopping him for?
Colin: Marshal!
Ryan: Sorry.
Colin: For goodness sake, you're here to uphold the law!
Ryan: You're right, I'm sorry. I got carried away. You see this badge? That means I'm the sheriff.
Wayne: Change.
Ryan
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Drew: Statements that will get 'bleeped' by the censors. (crinkles the paper in delight with a grin on his face)
Greg: [turns to Drew in surprise]: Really?
Drew: Yep.
Wayne: In Español, I am "El Grande Ricardo", but you can call me "Big d***."
Greg: I'm George Bush and I'm a f****** idjuhmimite.
Colin: Here p****!
Drew: [laughing] Bloopers from the first 100 episodes.
Colin: Here p****!
Greg: [turns to Drew in surprise]: Really?
Drew: Yep.
Wayne: In Español, I am "El Grande Ricardo", but you can call me "Big d***."
Greg: I'm George Bush and I'm a f****** idjuhmimite.
Colin: Here p****!
Drew: [laughing] Bloopers from the first 100 episodes.
Colin: Here p****!
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Drew: Ending a long term relationship in song.
Wayne: (sighs) Baby baby, you gots to go, you gots to go/Why why why? Because you's a ho!/Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye!
Greg: (takes his wedding ring off) Oh I'm one lucky little mister/I dont need you, I'm dating your sister!
Colin: You are dead to me/Nothing but scum!/When I look in your eyes/ I get inflammation of the bum!/You make me feel putrid/I hate the way... (gets dragged off the stage by Ryan, buzzer)
Wayne: (sighs) Baby baby, you gots to go, you gots to go/Why why why? Because you's a ho!/Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye!
Greg: (takes his wedding ring off) Oh I'm one lucky little mister/I dont need you, I'm dating your sister!
Colin: You are dead to me/Nothing but scum!/When I look in your eyes/ I get inflammation of the bum!/You make me feel putrid/I hate the way... (gets dragged off the stage by Ryan, buzzer)
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Drew: Strange welcome greetings on signs as you enter into different U.S. states.
Wayne: Come and hang out in Alabama! Wha-? (makes a U-turn)
Ryan: Welcome to Montana. There's nobody here.
Greg: Welcome to Ohio, watch out for Drew... (Bump!)
Ryan: Welcome to Hawaii, How did you get here in a car?
Colin: Welcome to Rhode Island. Thanks for visiting Rhode Island.(turns around in confusion)
Ryan: Utah welcomes you and your wives.
Wayne: Come and hang out in Alabama! Wha-? (makes a U-turn)
Ryan: Welcome to Montana. There's nobody here.
Greg: Welcome to Ohio, watch out for Drew... (Bump!)
Ryan: Welcome to Hawaii, How did you get here in a car?
Colin: Welcome to Rhode Island. Thanks for visiting Rhode Island.(turns around in confusion)
Ryan: Utah welcomes you and your wives.
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Drew: Bad Choices for Pets
Brad: Here Velociraptor!
(Colin Jumps on him and pretends to eat him)
Ryan: (Whistling) Where's my little tapeworm? (Whistling)
Brad: Here Velociraptor!
(Colin Jumps on him and pretends to eat him)
Ryan: (Whistling) Where's my little tapeworm? (Whistling)
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Drew: Rejected themes for restaurants
Wayne: (sings) C'mon in, howdy fella, you can catch samonella. Eat it!
Josie: Hello and welcome to Dead Cats, 109 recipes you can do with your p***y [The cast laughs loudly, Josie with a confused look,]
Drew: I don't know if anyone told you, but in America, we can only get away with it if you pronounce it "p***-ay."
Josie: I'm so sorry.
Ryan: Oh, don't be sorry!
Drew: Nothing wrong with it, baby! I never said there was anything WRONG with it, I'm just telling you, you can't SAY it!
Ryan: [Points to audience] THEY don't like it!
Wayne: (sings) C'mon in, howdy fella, you can catch samonella. Eat it!
Josie: Hello and welcome to Dead Cats, 109 recipes you can do with your p***y [The cast laughs loudly, Josie with a confused look,]
Drew: I don't know if anyone told you, but in America, we can only get away with it if you pronounce it "p***-ay."
Josie: I'm so sorry.
Ryan: Oh, don't be sorry!
Drew: Nothing wrong with it, baby! I never said there was anything WRONG with it, I'm just telling you, you can't SAY it!
Ryan: [Points to audience] THEY don't like it!
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Drew: Unlikely names for superheroes.
Colin: It's me, Run-Away-From-Danger-Man!
Ryan: [Holds his nose up] Did someone call for Captain Pork?
Robin Williams: I'm Parano-[Quickly looks behind himself]GOD!!! (runs away)
Colin: It's me, Run-Away-From-Danger-Man!
Ryan: [Holds his nose up] Did someone call for Captain Pork?
Robin Williams: I'm Parano-[Quickly looks behind himself]GOD!!! (runs away)
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Drew: World's worst subject for an interpretive dance.
Ryan: [Moves his arms in a wave-like manner] Diarrhea: Flows like a river.
Robin Williams: [Crouched down] Impotence is a horrifying thing. [Slowly rises with Wayne's help]
Ryan: [Moves his arms in a wave-like manner] Diarrhea: Flows like a river.
Robin Williams: [Crouched down] Impotence is a horrifying thing. [Slowly rises with Wayne's help]
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Drew: If entertainers worked funerals.
Wayne: Please, gather around the body. [Makes a pulling motion] It's not there anymore! Huh! Thank you! [Bows]
Robin Williams: Is this the loved one? [Mimes putting jumper cables to the body] All right, start the truck, Johnny! Wow, look at him leap! Isn't that amazing, ladies and gentlemen? With just 6 volts, you can make your relatives dance again!
Colin: [Pretends to shape a balloon] A dog.
Ryan: Well. [Opens a casket, then makes a grabbing motion and holds the body like a ventriloquist doll] Harry and I would like to thank you all for comin' by.
Wayne: Please, gather around the body. [Makes a pulling motion] It's not there anymore! Huh! Thank you! [Bows]
Robin Williams: Is this the loved one? [Mimes putting jumper cables to the body] All right, start the truck, Johnny! Wow, look at him leap! Isn't that amazing, ladies and gentlemen? With just 6 volts, you can make your relatives dance again!
Colin: [Pretends to shape a balloon] A dog.
Ryan: Well. [Opens a casket, then makes a grabbing motion and holds the body like a ventriloquist doll] Harry and I would like to thank you all for comin' by.
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Drew: People you wish would just shut up.
Wayne: People you wish would just shut up.
Drew: And Wayne just blew any chance he had of winning tonight.
Wayne: People you wish would just shut up.
Drew: And Wayne just blew any chance he had of winning tonight.
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Drew: Baby Drew's first words. [Audience gives an Awww]
Colin: Colin's bald!
Wayne: Hey nurse, [Gestures to his groin] Come on!
Ryan: [Giggles] Pizza!
Brad: [After a brief hesitation] Show me them boobs! Come on!
Colin: Colin's bald!
Wayne: Hey nurse, [Gestures to his groin] Come on!
Ryan: [Giggles] Pizza!
Brad: [After a brief hesitation] Show me them boobs! Come on!
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Drew: Things you can say about your computer but not your girlfriend.
Ryan: Aw, it's gone down again.
Wayne: Wow, it's got alot of RAM.
Brad: [Pressing imaginary button, makes start-up sound] Well, that was easier to get into than I thought. [Audience laughs and cheers]
Ryan: Next year, I'm getting rid of it and getting the new model.
Colin: Come on, let go of my floppy!
Ryan: Aw, it's gone down again.
Wayne: Wow, it's got alot of RAM.
Brad: [Pressing imaginary button, makes start-up sound] Well, that was easier to get into than I thought. [Audience laughs and cheers]
Ryan: Next year, I'm getting rid of it and getting the new model.
Colin: Come on, let go of my floppy!
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Drew: Trying to look cool while doing very uncool things.
[Wayne steps out, and imitates Drew pressing his buzzer.]]
[Wayne steps out, and imitates Drew pressing his buzzer.]]
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Drew: If sex was taught in the style of Sesame Street.
Wayne: Abierto!
Wayne: Cerrado!
Colin: [suggestively] Now it's time to meet Big Bird!
Kathy: (brings out Colin and Wayne and points to their crotches and her own) (sings) One of these things doesn't belong here...
Ryan: [Brings Colin and makes him bend over. Ryan stands behind his butt] The letter "h"!
Wayne: Abierto!
Wayne: Cerrado!
Colin: [suggestively] Now it's time to meet Big Bird!
Kathy: (brings out Colin and Wayne and points to their crotches and her own) (sings) One of these things doesn't belong here...
Ryan: [Brings Colin and makes him bend over. Ryan stands behind his butt] The letter "h"!
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