Why Him? Quotes
Laird Mayhew: I don't know how to talk to the guy. It's like we speak two different languages or something.
Gustav: You do.
Laird Mayhew: Yeah.
Gustav: He speaks English, and you speak English with resounding amounts of fuck.
Gustav: You do.
Laird Mayhew: Yeah.
Gustav: He speaks English, and you speak English with resounding amounts of fuck.
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Ned Fleming: There's bukkake floating all around me!
Barb Fleming: What's bukkake?
Ned Fleming: Oh, Laird told me; it means when you're overwhelmed and you've got too much going on.
Barb Fleming: Oh, my gosh, I'm like drowing in bukkake at this point.
Barb Fleming: What's bukkake?
Ned Fleming: Oh, Laird told me; it means when you're overwhelmed and you've got too much going on.
Barb Fleming: Oh, my gosh, I'm like drowing in bukkake at this point.
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Laird Mayhew: Motherfucking *Flemings* are in the house! YES!
Ned Fleming: Oh, my God.
Ned Fleming: Oh, my God.
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Laird Mayhew: [During a Facetime chat]It's been like three fucking days. My balls are so blue right now, like dark blue, uh-oh. Like almost black. No, I'm fucking serious! Here, check it out!
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Ned Fleming: Well, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Laird Mayhew: Whoa. That is so profound! Did you come up with that?
Laird Mayhew: Whoa. That is so profound! Did you come up with that?
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