Wonderfalls Quote
Katrina: You're horrible. You make up this story about demons talking to you through plastic animals when nothing talks to you just like nothing talks to me.
Jaye: I didn't make anything up.
Wax Lion: Break the tail light.
Jaye: Ha! See? It just talked to me. [Jaye holds up the wax lion]
Katrina: Oh for God's sake.
Jaye: Maybe! Maybe it is for God's sake!
Wax Lion: Break the tail light.
Jaye: Except it's telling me to break a tail light. Which is vandalism. Which is the Devil's work. Which is why one little exorcism is not too much to ask.
Katrina: Is this fun for you? Torturing a wayward nun?
Jaye: Oh, yeah, this is a laugh-riot. This is where I would most like to be - standing in the freezing cold being called a liar by a nun and coerced by a Wax Lion to commit crime. It's so much fun! [Car rolls up and break the tail light of the car in front of it]
Jaye: Great.
Katrina: What just happened?
Jaye: [to wax lion] You little bastard! I can't afford my insurance premiums as it is!
Katrina: [stunned] Your car. It broke the tail light!
Jaye: I know. But I don't think anyone else saw. So, since you and the Priest aren't gonna help me, the least you can do is not tell anyone. [Jaye gets into the car, slams into one more car and gets out of the parking lot]
Jaye: I didn't make anything up.
Wax Lion: Break the tail light.
Jaye: Ha! See? It just talked to me. [Jaye holds up the wax lion]
Katrina: Oh for God's sake.
Jaye: Maybe! Maybe it is for God's sake!
Wax Lion: Break the tail light.
Jaye: Except it's telling me to break a tail light. Which is vandalism. Which is the Devil's work. Which is why one little exorcism is not too much to ask.
Katrina: Is this fun for you? Torturing a wayward nun?
Jaye: Oh, yeah, this is a laugh-riot. This is where I would most like to be - standing in the freezing cold being called a liar by a nun and coerced by a Wax Lion to commit crime. It's so much fun! [Car rolls up and break the tail light of the car in front of it]
Jaye: Great.
Katrina: What just happened?
Jaye: [to wax lion] You little bastard! I can't afford my insurance premiums as it is!
Katrina: [stunned] Your car. It broke the tail light!
Jaye: I know. But I don't think anyone else saw. So, since you and the Priest aren't gonna help me, the least you can do is not tell anyone. [Jaye gets into the car, slams into one more car and gets out of the parking lot]
TV Show: Wonderfalls
