Wreck-It Ralph Quotes
King Candy: It's game over for both of you!
Wreck-It Ralph: No... Just for me!
Wreck-It Ralph: No... Just for me!
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Vanellope von Schweetz: Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?
Wreck-It Ralph: Uh, I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?
Wreck-It Ralph: Uh, I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?
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Vanellope von Schweetz: [after a trial run]So how'd I do?
Wreck-It Ralph: Uh... well, you almost blew up the whole mountain...
Vanellope von Schweetz: Right, right. That's a good note.
Wreck-It Ralph: Uh... well, you almost blew up the whole mountain...
Vanellope von Schweetz: Right, right. That's a good note.
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Wreck-It Ralph: Sometimes I think, man, it sure must be nice being the good guy. [Bad-Anon members applaud]
Clyde: Nice share, Ralph. We've all felt what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it.
Wreck-It Ralph: Really?
Zangief: Right here. I'm Zangief, I'm bad guy.
Bad-Anon Members: Hi Zangief.
Zangief: I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow's egg, between my thighs... and I think, why you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can't you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity... if Zangief is good guy, who will crush man's skull like sparrow's eggs between thighs? And I say, Zangief you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are *bad* guy. [Bad-Anon members agree]
Wreck-It Ralph: Right... I'm sorry, you lost me there.
Zombie: Zombie! Bad guy!
Wreck-It Ralph ,
Bad-Anon Members: Hi Zombie.
Zombie: Zangief saying labels not make you happy. Good, bad, nggghhhh... you must love you.
Cyborg: Yeah! [Performs a Heart-rip Fatality on Zombie]
Cyborg: Inside here!
Clyde: Nice share, Ralph. We've all felt what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it.
Wreck-It Ralph: Really?
Zangief: Right here. I'm Zangief, I'm bad guy.
Bad-Anon Members: Hi Zangief.
Zangief: I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow's egg, between my thighs... and I think, why you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can't you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity... if Zangief is good guy, who will crush man's skull like sparrow's eggs between thighs? And I say, Zangief you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are *bad* guy. [Bad-Anon members agree]
Wreck-It Ralph: Right... I'm sorry, you lost me there.
Zombie: Zombie! Bad guy!
Wreck-It Ralph ,
Bad-Anon Members: Hi Zombie.
Zombie: Zangief saying labels not make you happy. Good, bad, nggghhhh... you must love you.
Cyborg: Yeah! [Performs a Heart-rip Fatality on Zombie]
Cyborg: Inside here!
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Vanellope von Schweetz: What? Speak up, I can't hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb!
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Fix-It Felix: Back when the arcade first opened, Turbo Time was by far the most popular game, and Turbo, he loved the attention. So when Road Blasters got plugged in and stole Turbo's thunder, boy was he jealous, so jealous, that he abandoned his game and tried to take over the new one. Turbo ended up putting both games and himself out of order, for good.
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King Candy: Sad as it is, Vanellope can not be allowed to race.
Wreck-It Ralph: *Why* are you people so against her?
King Candy: I'm not against her! I'm trying to *protect* her! If Vanellope wins that race, she'll be added to the race roster. Then gamers can choose her as their avatar. And when they see her glitching and-and-and twitching and just being herself, they'll think our game is broken. We'll be put out of order for good. [Sugar Rush being unplugged, characters fleeing into Game Central Station]
King Candy: All my subjects will be homeless. But there's one who can not escape, because she's a glitch.
Vanellope von Schweetz: [terrified, pounding on the barrier surrounding Sugar Rush]Help! Somebody come help! [being sucked into a vortex]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Noooooo!
King Candy: And when the game's plug is pulled... she'll die with it.
Wreck-It Ralph: You don't know that will happen. The gamers could love her!
King Candy: And... if they don't? [Wreck-It Ralph sits down, dejected]
Wreck-It Ralph: *Why* are you people so against her?
King Candy: I'm not against her! I'm trying to *protect* her! If Vanellope wins that race, she'll be added to the race roster. Then gamers can choose her as their avatar. And when they see her glitching and-and-and twitching and just being herself, they'll think our game is broken. We'll be put out of order for good. [Sugar Rush being unplugged, characters fleeing into Game Central Station]
King Candy: All my subjects will be homeless. But there's one who can not escape, because she's a glitch.
Vanellope von Schweetz: [terrified, pounding on the barrier surrounding Sugar Rush]Help! Somebody come help! [being sucked into a vortex]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Noooooo!
King Candy: And when the game's plug is pulled... she'll die with it.
Wreck-It Ralph: You don't know that will happen. The gamers could love her!
King Candy: And... if they don't? [Wreck-It Ralph sits down, dejected]
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Wreck-It Ralph: See ya later, President Fartfeathers.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.
Wreck-It Ralph: And farewell, Baroness Boogerface.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Goodbye, Major Body Odor.
Wreck-It Ralph: Hasta la vista, you...
Fix-It Felix: Ralph!
Wreck-It Ralph: All right, to be continued.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Yeah!
Vanellope von Schweetz: Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.
Wreck-It Ralph: And farewell, Baroness Boogerface.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Goodbye, Major Body Odor.
Wreck-It Ralph: Hasta la vista, you...
Fix-It Felix: Ralph!
Wreck-It Ralph: All right, to be continued.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Yeah!
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[Ralph pounds a jawbreaker in rage]Vanellope von Schweetz: What a moron. Hey genius, it's a jawbreaker! You're never gonna break... [Ralph cracks the jawbreaker]
Vanellope von Schweetz: ...Huh.
Vanellope von Schweetz: ...Huh.
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Vanellope von Schweetz: What's the big deal over that crummy medal, anyway?
Wreck-It Ralph: The big deal? Well, this may come as a shock to you, but in my game, I'm the bad guy, and I live in the garbage.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Cool!
Wreck-It Ralph: No, not cool! Unhygienic, and lonely, and boring... and that crummy medal, was going to change all that. I bring that baby home I'll get fireworks, ice sculptures, pies! Ah, it's grown up stuff, you wouldn't understand.
Vanellope von Schweetz: No, I get it! That's exactly what racing would do for me!
Wreck-It Ralph: Well, guess what?
Vanellope von Schweetz: What?
Wreck-It Ralph: News flash: neither one of us is getting what we want!
Wreck-It Ralph: The big deal? Well, this may come as a shock to you, but in my game, I'm the bad guy, and I live in the garbage.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Cool!
Wreck-It Ralph: No, not cool! Unhygienic, and lonely, and boring... and that crummy medal, was going to change all that. I bring that baby home I'll get fireworks, ice sculptures, pies! Ah, it's grown up stuff, you wouldn't understand.
Vanellope von Schweetz: No, I get it! That's exactly what racing would do for me!
Wreck-It Ralph: Well, guess what?
Vanellope von Schweetz: What?
Wreck-It Ralph: News flash: neither one of us is getting what we want!
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Wreck-It Ralph: What's going on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?
Sour Bill: Nothing...
Wreck-It Ralph: Talk!
Sour Bill: No!
Wreck-It Ralph: I'll lick you.
Sour Bill: You wouldn't.
Wreck-It Ralph: Oh, yeah? [licks Bill]
Sour Bill: Ugh! That's like sandpaper!
Wreck-It Ralph: Hmm, wonder how many licks it'll take to get to your center.
Sour Bill: I'll take it to my grave!
Wreck-It Ralph: Fair enough. [pops Bill into his mouth]
Wreck-It Ralph: Mmm... they call you Sour Bill for a reason! [takes him out]
Wreck-It Ralph: Had enough yet?
Sour Bill: Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk!
Sour Bill: Nothing...
Wreck-It Ralph: Talk!
Sour Bill: No!
Wreck-It Ralph: I'll lick you.
Sour Bill: You wouldn't.
Wreck-It Ralph: Oh, yeah? [licks Bill]
Sour Bill: Ugh! That's like sandpaper!
Wreck-It Ralph: Hmm, wonder how many licks it'll take to get to your center.
Sour Bill: I'll take it to my grave!
Wreck-It Ralph: Fair enough. [pops Bill into his mouth]
Wreck-It Ralph: Mmm... they call you Sour Bill for a reason! [takes him out]
Wreck-It Ralph: Had enough yet?
Sour Bill: Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk!
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Vanellope von Schweetz: Now, rise my royal chump! I've got a date with destiny. [Ralph doesn't move]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Ralph, come on. Move your molasses!
Wreck-It Ralph: Um, I've been thinking...
Vanellope von Schweetz: That's dangerous!
Wreck-It Ralph: Who cares about this stupid race, anyway, right?
Vanellope von Schweetz: Huh-huh. That's not very funny, Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph: No, I'm serious. And it was really fun to build the car and everything, but maybe... maybe you shouldn't do it.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Uh, hello? Is Ralph in there? I'd like to speak to him, please.
Wreck-It Ralph: Look, what I'm saying is, you can't be a racer.
Vanellope von Schweetz: What? Why would you... [she notices that Ralph has his Hero's Duty medal back]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Wait a minute. [she grabs the medal]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Where did you get this?
Wreck-It Ralph: Look, I'm gonna be straight with you, kid. I've been talking to King Candy.
Vanellope von Schweetz: King Candy? You sold me out?
Wreck-It Ralph: No, I didn't... Listen, you don't understand.
Vanellope von Schweetz: No, I understand plenty. Traitor! [she throws the medal back at him]
Wreck-It Ralph: I'm not a traitor. Listen.
Vanellope von Schweetz: You're a rat! And I don't need you. And I can win the race on my own.
Wreck-It Ralph: But I'm trying to save your skin, kid! [He lifts her in the air]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Put me down! Let me go!
Wreck-It Ralph: No, you listen to me. You know what's gonna happen when the players see you glitching? They're gonna think the game's broken.
Vanellope von Schweetz: I don't care! You're a liar!
Wreck-It Ralph: Well, you'd better care, because if your game goes out of order, you go down with the ship,
Vanellope von Schweetz: Ralph, come on. Move your molasses!
Wreck-It Ralph: Um, I've been thinking...
Vanellope von Schweetz: That's dangerous!
Wreck-It Ralph: Who cares about this stupid race, anyway, right?
Vanellope von Schweetz: Huh-huh. That's not very funny, Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph: No, I'm serious. And it was really fun to build the car and everything, but maybe... maybe you shouldn't do it.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Uh, hello? Is Ralph in there? I'd like to speak to him, please.
Wreck-It Ralph: Look, what I'm saying is, you can't be a racer.
Vanellope von Schweetz: What? Why would you... [she notices that Ralph has his Hero's Duty medal back]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Wait a minute. [she grabs the medal]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Where did you get this?
Wreck-It Ralph: Look, I'm gonna be straight with you, kid. I've been talking to King Candy.
Vanellope von Schweetz: King Candy? You sold me out?
Wreck-It Ralph: No, I didn't... Listen, you don't understand.
Vanellope von Schweetz: No, I understand plenty. Traitor! [she throws the medal back at him]
Wreck-It Ralph: I'm not a traitor. Listen.
Vanellope von Schweetz: You're a rat! And I don't need you. And I can win the race on my own.
Wreck-It Ralph: But I'm trying to save your skin, kid! [He lifts her in the air]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Put me down! Let me go!
Wreck-It Ralph: No, you listen to me. You know what's gonna happen when the players see you glitching? They're gonna think the game's broken.
Vanellope von Schweetz: I don't care! You're a liar!
Wreck-It Ralph: Well, you'd better care, because if your game goes out of order, you go down with the ship,
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[from trailer]Vanellope von Schweetz: I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called Hero's Doodie! [breaks into laughter]
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Wreck-It Ralph: [enters the empty penthouse]Hello? Felix? Mary? Anyone?
Gene: [pouring himself a martini at the bar]Well, you actually went and did it.
Wreck-It Ralph: Gene, where is everybody?
Gene: They're gone. After Felix went looking for you and didn't come back, everyone panicked and abandoned ship.
Wreck-It Ralph: But I'm here now!
Gene: It's too late, Ralph. Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning. [he motions to the window; Ralph goes to the window and sees the OUT OF ORDER sign hung over the game console]
Gene: But, never let it be said that I'm not a man of my word. The place is yours, Ralph. [tosses the penthouse key at Ralph]
Gene: Enjoy. [He heads for the door, pulling a suitcase]
Wreck-It Ralph: Gene, wait! I didn't want any of this to happen...
Gene: Well, what did you want, Ralph?
Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know! I was just sick of living alone in the garbage!
Gene: Well, now you can live alone in the penthouse.
Gene: [pouring himself a martini at the bar]Well, you actually went and did it.
Wreck-It Ralph: Gene, where is everybody?
Gene: They're gone. After Felix went looking for you and didn't come back, everyone panicked and abandoned ship.
Wreck-It Ralph: But I'm here now!
Gene: It's too late, Ralph. Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning. [he motions to the window; Ralph goes to the window and sees the OUT OF ORDER sign hung over the game console]
Gene: But, never let it be said that I'm not a man of my word. The place is yours, Ralph. [tosses the penthouse key at Ralph]
Gene: Enjoy. [He heads for the door, pulling a suitcase]
Wreck-It Ralph: Gene, wait! I didn't want any of this to happen...
Gene: Well, what did you want, Ralph?
Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know! I was just sick of living alone in the garbage!
Gene: Well, now you can live alone in the penthouse.
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[Vanellope is trapped in Sugar Rush, as the Cy-Bugs overrun it]Vanellope von Schweetz: It's okay, Ralph.
Sergeant Calhoun: All right, Fix-It, that's everyone, now we've got to blow this exit! [alarmed, Ralph looks at Vanellope]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Just go. Go without me.
Sergeant Calhoun: All right, Fix-It, that's everyone, now we've got to blow this exit! [alarmed, Ralph looks at Vanellope]
Vanellope von Schweetz: Just go. Go without me.
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[Ralph runs to the exit of Sugar Rush, carrying Vanellope]Vanellope von Schweetz: Ralph, it's not gonna work...
Wreck-It Ralph: We gotta try!
Wreck-It Ralph: We gotta try!
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[last words]Turbo: You fools! Why are you going into the lig...? [gets hypnotized by the light and starts flying into it]
Turbo: No... no... yes... no... don't... go into the light...!
Turbo: No... no... yes... no... don't... go into the light...!
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Wreck-It Ralph: [gives a cherry to the homeless Qbert and Co]Here you go, guys. It's fresh. Straight from Pac-Man.
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Turbo: Because of you, Ralph, I'm now the most powerful virus in the arcade! I should thank you. But... it'd be more fun to kill you!
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Fix-It Felix: Calm down, everybody! Ralph probably fell asleep in the washing-room of Tapper's again.
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