X-Men Quotes
Ollie: When I ask you to have a drink, you refuse!
Stan: Okay.
Ollie: Okay, soda, soda, soda, and what will you have Stan?
Stan: Soda.
Stan: Okay.
Ollie: Okay, soda, soda, soda, and what will you have Stan?
Stan: Soda.
TV Show: X-Men
[Gambit throws a handful of charged playing card at a Sentinel]
Jubilee: How did you do that?
Gambit: With style, petite. With style.
Jubilee: How did you do that?
Gambit: With style, petite. With style.
TV Show: X-Men
[Jubilee tries to "save" Gambit from Wolverine when she sees them training and zaps him]
[Storm, Beast and Morph enter the room]
Storm: Is the child all right?
Wolverine: Not for long!
[Storm, Beast and Morph enter the room]
Storm: Is the child all right?
Wolverine: Not for long!
TV Show: X-Men
Beast: It would be disconcerting if this were to detonate. Disconcerting, but provocative.
TV Show: X-Men
Morph: Can you guys boost me over the fence, Beast?
[Wolverine flashes Beast a thumbs-up, while Beast gives an OK sign. Suddenly Morph screams as he's flung over the fence]
Wolverine: Looks like we can.
[Wolverine flashes Beast a thumbs-up, while Beast gives an OK sign. Suddenly Morph screams as he's flung over the fence]
Wolverine: Looks like we can.
TV Show: X-Men
[a Hellfire Club guard is pointing a gun at Wolverine]
Wolverine: I know what you're thinkin', punk: "Question is, can I get Wolverine before he turns me into shishkabob with those claws?" Well, bub, seein' as how these claws are adamantium, the strongest metal known, and can slice through vanadium steel like a hot knife through butter, buddy, you gotta ask yourself: "Do I feel lucky?"
Wolverine: I know what you're thinkin', punk: "Question is, can I get Wolverine before he turns me into shishkabob with those claws?" Well, bub, seein' as how these claws are adamantium, the strongest metal known, and can slice through vanadium steel like a hot knife through butter, buddy, you gotta ask yourself: "Do I feel lucky?"
TV Show: X-Men
[a typical X-Men Christmas... ]
Gambit: [yells] What do you mean not eating? Gambit has spent days on this meal My oyster loafs... my dough glacè.
Jean Grey: We could warm it up tomorrow.
Gambit: [yells] Warm it up, you do not warm up such a meal, Gambit does not make TV dinners!
Gambit: [yells] What do you mean not eating? Gambit has spent days on this meal My oyster loafs... my dough glacè.
Jean Grey: We could warm it up tomorrow.
Gambit: [yells] Warm it up, you do not warm up such a meal, Gambit does not make TV dinners!
TV Show: X-Men
[after angrily ripping the roof off Cyclops' car]
Wolverine: [to Jean Grey] Tell Cyclops I made him a convertible.
Wolverine: [to Jean Grey] Tell Cyclops I made him a convertible.
TV Show: X-Men
[after being knocked down by Callisto, who flees]
Wolverine: Oh, I love it when they play hard to get!
Wolverine: Oh, I love it when they play hard to get!
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[after destroying dozens of Sentinels]
Cyclops: Is that all of them?
Rogue: Ain't that enough?
Cyclops: Is that all of them?
Rogue: Ain't that enough?
TV Show: X-Men
[after the group leaves Morph to die, Wolverine punches Cyclops in the stomach]
Wolverine: Next time... [extends claws]
Wolverine: ...I'll use these.
Wolverine: Next time... [extends claws]
Wolverine: ...I'll use these.
TV Show: X-Men
[after the X-Men discover their powers aren't working]
Storm: Our powers have abandoned us.
Storm: Our powers have abandoned us.
TV Show: X-Men
[Alien is emerging from the ship]
Jubilee: What is that thing?
Wolverine: I don't think I wanna know.
Jubilee: What is that thing?
Wolverine: I don't think I wanna know.
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[apocalypse has captured Jean Gray]
Wolverine: What are you doing with her, you pile of dog puke?
Wolverine: What are you doing with her, you pile of dog puke?
TV Show: X-Men
[as Storm uses her weather-controlling powers]
Beast: And I used to wonder how she acquired her nom de guerre!
Beast: And I used to wonder how she acquired her nom de guerre!
TV Show: X-Men
[as the police try to subdue Sabretooth]
Cyclops: C'mon, they're gonna kill him!
Wolverine: Good!
Cyclops: C'mon, they're gonna kill him!
Wolverine: Good!
TV Show: X-Men
[beast disarms "Friend of Humanity" thug]
Beast: Perhaps you are unaware that this is a dangerous weapon.
Beast: Perhaps you are unaware that this is a dangerous weapon.
TV Show: X-Men
[Bishop's temporal transceiver begins beeping]
Wolverine: What's going on? Someone in the future stealing your car?
Wolverine: What's going on? Someone in the future stealing your car?
TV Show: X-Men
[Fighting Morph, who has taken his form]
Wolverine: You might look like me. But you don't fight like me.
Wolverine: You might look like me. But you don't fight like me.
TV Show: X-Men
[Gambit has just fallen over whilst attempting to ski]
Gambit: OK, so we don't ski much on the bayou!
Rogue: [laughs] You sure you don't want help?
Gambit: Course not, Gambit's a natural athlete. [begins to slide backwards down the hill]
Rogue: REMY!
Gambit: OK, so we don't ski much on the bayou!
Rogue: [laughs] You sure you don't want help?
Gambit: Course not, Gambit's a natural athlete. [begins to slide backwards down the hill]
Rogue: REMY!
TV Show: X-Men
[Gambit is carrying Jubilee over his shoulder]
Gambit: How do you sweat so much, Petite, and not lose weight?
Jubilee: Ooh, I hate you!
Gambit: How do you sweat so much, Petite, and not lose weight?
Jubilee: Ooh, I hate you!
TV Show: X-Men
[Jean is under a spell]
Jean Grey: Mommy, who are these bad people?
Analee: Leave me alone with my daughter.
Jean Grey: Make them go away, please, Mommy!
Wolverine: Lady, you picked the wrong girl to adopt!
Jean Grey: Mommy, who are these bad people?
Analee: Leave me alone with my daughter.
Jean Grey: Make them go away, please, Mommy!
Wolverine: Lady, you picked the wrong girl to adopt!
TV Show: X-Men
[Multiple Man duplicates himself]
Wolverine: What is this, a two-for-one sale? [Multiple Man makes more duplicates]
Multiple Man: No, it's more like a baker's dozen!
Wolverine: What is this, a two-for-one sale? [Multiple Man makes more duplicates]
Multiple Man: No, it's more like a baker's dozen!
TV Show: X-Men
[Mystique has shape changed to Gambit's form]
Gambit: Surprised to see me? I know I am.
Gambit: Surprised to see me? I know I am.
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[Professor X's dark side has emerged from his body]
Cyclops: I don't want to hurt you!
Professor X: But *I* want to hurt you!
Cyclops: I don't want to hurt you!
Professor X: But *I* want to hurt you!
TV Show: X-Men
[Rogue is flying over Bishop]
Cyclops: [over transmitter] Rogue, can you see Bishop?
Rogue: I could spit on him, if I wasn't a lady. Looks like he's running for Congress.
Cyclops: [over transmitter] Rogue, can you see Bishop?
Rogue: I could spit on him, if I wasn't a lady. Looks like he's running for Congress.
TV Show: X-Men