Xena - Warrior Princess Quotes
Gabrielle: You've changed, Xena. Like this valley. Once it was a place full of death and violence. But now it's full of beauty and life. The same kind of change has happened to you.
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Xena: Oh, that's right. You're fated to rule the world. Do you really believe that?
Julius Caesar: Of course. Each event in our life is part of a great plan. There are no accidents. Only destiny.
Xena: And who shapes this destiny - the gods?
Julius Caesar: Perhaps. Or it's the blood in our veins, our souls, our desires, our will. They're all in it, together, weaving a tapestry we call destiny.
Xena: Well, I can tell you one thing about your destiny: you're fated to have dinner in my cabin tonight.
Julius Caesar: Of course. Each event in our life is part of a great plan. There are no accidents. Only destiny.
Xena: And who shapes this destiny - the gods?
Julius Caesar: Perhaps. Or it's the blood in our veins, our souls, our desires, our will. They're all in it, together, weaving a tapestry we call destiny.
Xena: Well, I can tell you one thing about your destiny: you're fated to have dinner in my cabin tonight.
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Xena: You'll be dead in thirty seconds. But know this: you won't be the last. Tell Hades to prepare himself. A new Xena is born tonight, with a new purpose in life: death.
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Gabrielle: I would've told her how empty my life was before she came, and all the lessons I learned...and that I love her"
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Autolycus: Choose the one drink you wouldn't give your worst enemy, and give me a double.
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Autolycus: Um... can you put that hand here (gestures to Solari's right breast)
Solari: (Moves hand to support her right breast, raises an eyebrow)
Autolycus: And... can you put that hand there (gestures to Solari's left breast)
Solari: (Places hand to support left breast)
Autolycus: Now this is purely business, not pleasure (place hand between Solari's breasts)
Solari: (Shocked look come over her face, stares down at his hand, a look of "did he just? he really just put his hand there. WOW)
Autolycus (pulls the pin holding her top together out) well mostly business,(Gabrielle glares)... now hold it (gestures to Solari holding her breasts, and moves off screen)
Solari: (Moves hand to support her right breast, raises an eyebrow)
Autolycus: And... can you put that hand there (gestures to Solari's left breast)
Solari: (Places hand to support left breast)
Autolycus: Now this is purely business, not pleasure (place hand between Solari's breasts)
Solari: (Shocked look come over her face, stares down at his hand, a look of "did he just? he really just put his hand there. WOW)
Autolycus (pulls the pin holding her top together out) well mostly business,(Gabrielle glares)... now hold it (gestures to Solari holding her breasts, and moves off screen)
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Gabrielle: Does an Amazon Queen beat a Warrior Princess?
Xena: Do you really want to find out?
Xena: Do you really want to find out?
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Velasca: Artemis, you fake! Where were you when our nation died? Where were you when the many Amazon tribes were scattered and destroyed? Where were you when the word 'Amazon' became a joke told by old men in taverns? I was once your subject, now I'm your equal... and your enemy!
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Xena: You may be immortal but I can still do damage. How'd you like to spend eternity in 5 pieces?
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Callisto: Why don't you and I eat the ambrosia, that way we can be fighting each other for eternity?
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Callisto: [to Gabrielle] When I sliced open your husband, how long did it take him to die? [Callisto laughs and Gabrielle runs away]
Xena: There's a path out of the mountains to.... [watches Gabrielle run, then turns to Callisto] What's wrong with her?
Callisto: We played a game of truth or dare, but she's not very good at it.
Xena: There's a path out of the mountains to.... [watches Gabrielle run, then turns to Callisto] What's wrong with her?
Callisto: We played a game of truth or dare, but she's not very good at it.
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Velasca: You must have a death wish.
Callisto: You know, it's funny, I think I do.
Callisto: You know, it's funny, I think I do.
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Callisto: [picks up a rat] No no no, no no. Relax my furry little friend. You're not dinner. That's the boring part about immortality. You're never hungry. No, you're definitely not food. You're my little Hercules. Hercules trapped me in this little resort, and I owe him a lot. And I plan on paying him back for his kindness, soon. Soon. So, run away like a good little Hercules. [sets rat down] Run away, run away. [stabs the rat] Very soon. [laughs]
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Gabrielle: Xena, do you think that, deep down, Callisto feels sorry for the things that she's done?
Xena: No.
Gabrielle: I do. I have to or I can't forgive her. And if I can't forgive her, I can't move on. Goodbye, Callisto.
Xena: No.
Gabrielle: I do. I have to or I can't forgive her. And if I can't forgive her, I can't move on. Goodbye, Callisto.
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Gabrielle: Xena, this was our only frying pan. Why do you do that? You do have weapons, don't you?
Xena: I like to be creative in a fight. It gets my juices going.
Gabrielle: Can we cook with your juices?
Xena: I like to be creative in a fight. It gets my juices going.
Gabrielle: Can we cook with your juices?
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Hower: Let me ask you something, Gabrielle. Does Xena ever think about... settling down and getting married?
Gabrielle: No. She likes what I do.
[Xena throws a fish at Gabrielle's face]
Gabrielle: I think she likes what she's doing.
Gabrielle: No. She likes what I do.
[Xena throws a fish at Gabrielle's face]
Gabrielle: I think she likes what she's doing.
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Gabrielle: Another one's fallen for you.
Xena: Again? What is it?
Gabrielle: Oh, the blue eyes... the leather. Men love leather.
Xena: I think it's time for a wardrobe change.
Gabrielle: Yeah. You could try wearing chainmail.
Xena: Nah. That'd just attract a kinkier group.
Gabrielle: You're probably right.
Xena: On the other hand, I could just stop bathing and wear a smelly wolf skin. That’d turn ‘em off.
Gabrielle: That’s true. Of course, you’d also be traveling alone.
Xena: Again? What is it?
Gabrielle: Oh, the blue eyes... the leather. Men love leather.
Xena: I think it's time for a wardrobe change.
Gabrielle: Yeah. You could try wearing chainmail.
Xena: Nah. That'd just attract a kinkier group.
Gabrielle: You're probably right.
Xena: On the other hand, I could just stop bathing and wear a smelly wolf skin. That’d turn ‘em off.
Gabrielle: That’s true. Of course, you’d also be traveling alone.
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Gabrielle: YOU USED MY SCROLL??
Xena: I had to improvise. There were no good leaves! I used a piece that hardly had any writing on it.
Xena: I had to improvise. There were no good leaves! I used a piece that hardly had any writing on it.
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Xena: Oh, that's enough, Minya!
Gabrielle: She's in that, "I'll do anything for the Warrior Princess" haze!
Gabrielle: She's in that, "I'll do anything for the Warrior Princess" haze!
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Minya: [Minya is playing with Xena's whip] The rotten thing came back and bit me!
Xena: You gotta be careful with it. What are you doing with my whip, anyway?
Minya: It isn't your whip, anymore. I traded my best frying pan for it, fair and square.
Gabrielle: Look, we have to cook our food. I am still waiting for the fish I had for lunch to stop trying to swim upstream!
Xena: No, this isn't about cooking, is it?
Gabrielle: I don't know what you're talking about.
Xena: I messed with your scroll, so you... You traded my whip for a frying pan? I want it back.
Minya: No! It belongs to me! You don't get that concept very well, do you? The whip is mine. The frying pan's yours. Hower is mine! She's yours.
Xena: You gotta be careful with it. What are you doing with my whip, anyway?
Minya: It isn't your whip, anymore. I traded my best frying pan for it, fair and square.
Gabrielle: Look, we have to cook our food. I am still waiting for the fish I had for lunch to stop trying to swim upstream!
Xena: No, this isn't about cooking, is it?
Gabrielle: I don't know what you're talking about.
Xena: I messed with your scroll, so you... You traded my whip for a frying pan? I want it back.
Minya: No! It belongs to me! You don't get that concept very well, do you? The whip is mine. The frying pan's yours. Hower is mine! She's yours.
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Salesman: Meleager’s murder weapon-- right here! An actual reproduction of the possible murder weapon, that was never found! Here you go, little lady-- the perfect souvenir for the occasion!
Xena: I’m not a little lady.
Xena: I’m not a little lady.
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Gabrielle: Look, my best friend is Xena, Warrior Princess and she is not going to like this forced wedding thing, if you get my drift.
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Gabrielle: I can't marry the king because my heart belongs to another. And even though I can't be with them now, I'm not ready to be with anyone else.
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Gabrielle: It's not you it's me. I'm just not ready for this kind of commitment. Which is probably better for you anyway because all the men I get serious about seem to wind up dead.
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Palamon: I said I could learn something from you and I did. You are who you pretend to be. So you'd better pretend to be something you can live with.
Xena: Be careful, Palamon. We all eventually become what we pretend we are.
Xena: Be careful, Palamon. We all eventually become what we pretend we are.
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Gabrielle: Sirens? Their song is said to call all men who hear it to the death on the rocks of the island.
Xena: All men. I´m not a man.
Ulysses: Yeah, I´ve noticed.
Xena: All men. I´m not a man.
Ulysses: Yeah, I´ve noticed.
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