Xiaolin Showdown Quotes
Wuya: (Screaming loudly) Dojo's out!! It's the end of the world!!
Jack: (Operating controls) The Ju-Ju Flytrap is mine! And take it easy with the ear-splitting screams!
Wuya: We must hide where we can! (Hides inside Jack)
Jack: Boundaries, please! You know I don't like that!
Wuya: It's only a matter of time! We must prepare for Dojo!
Jack: So, what are you so afraid of? You don't even have a body! (Dojo appears)
Jack: (Operating controls) The Ju-Ju Flytrap is mine! And take it easy with the ear-splitting screams!
Wuya: We must hide where we can! (Hides inside Jack)
Jack: Boundaries, please! You know I don't like that!
Wuya: It's only a matter of time! We must prepare for Dojo!
Jack: So, what are you so afraid of? You don't even have a body! (Dojo appears)
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Jack: Ahh! There's no way outta here! Except one, but I wouldn't recommend it without a wetsuit.
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Omi: He who laughs most loudly laughs lastly.
Raimundo: What Omi did to that sentence is what we're going to do to you!
Raimundo: What Omi did to that sentence is what we're going to do to you!
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Jack: My rolling shield is complete. Now to test it. Jack-bots!... Jack-bots? Megan, I told you not to touch my stuff!
Megan: Shush! You are interrupting our tea party!
Jack-bot: Thank you, Lady Megan. (Receiving tea)
Megan: Shush! You are interrupting our tea party!
Jack-bot: Thank you, Lady Megan. (Receiving tea)
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Dojo: Perfect. Every scale is greased with tan oil. Now all I gotta do is avoid the sand... (drops tan oil) Not good. (sandstorm strikes him) Hmm, this has Xiaolin Apprentices written all over it.
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Clay: (Jack is reading Clay's mind) That Jack is slower than a three-legged cow in quicksand!
Jack: What!? I'm faster than any three-legged cow! (is hit by Omi)
Jack: What!? I'm faster than any three-legged cow! (is hit by Omi)
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Jack: When hunting the elusive wu, one must be silent and stealthy (bangs toe) OOOOWWWW!!!! (Screams loudly, then covers up mouth)
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Omi: It's a five, six, seven, uh..eight-way Xiaolin Showdown!
Kimiko: Is there such a thing?
Dojo: Ba-ba-ba, wait, wait, wait, oh, here it is. It's in the supplemental pages that came out on the last 200 years. Basically, it's four against four, each wagering one Shen Gong Wu.
Clay: Whooaaa, we'll need a wheel-barrow full of Wu for this showdown!
Omi: Then, we'll wager the Two-Ton Tunic, the Shroud of Shadows, Lotus Twister, and Silk Spitter, against the Serpent's Tail, the Eye of Dashi, Third Arm Sash and Fist of Tebigong.
Dojo: Slow down! I can't write that fast!
Kimiko: Is there such a thing?
Dojo: Ba-ba-ba, wait, wait, wait, oh, here it is. It's in the supplemental pages that came out on the last 200 years. Basically, it's four against four, each wagering one Shen Gong Wu.
Clay: Whooaaa, we'll need a wheel-barrow full of Wu for this showdown!
Omi: Then, we'll wager the Two-Ton Tunic, the Shroud of Shadows, Lotus Twister, and Silk Spitter, against the Serpent's Tail, the Eye of Dashi, Third Arm Sash and Fist of Tebigong.
Dojo: Slow down! I can't write that fast!
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Omi: Master Monk Guan, it is not the weapon...It is the warrior wielding the weapon.
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Dojo: You know, in all the excitement, you never told me who your friend was.
Master Monk Guan: It's none other than the famous Chase Young.
Dojo: (laughs) That's funny. I thought you said it was Chase Young.
Master Monk Guan: That's right.
Dojo: Chase Young! As in the Master of Evil, the guy who makes your lower lip quiver Chase Young? Sorry, but I gotta go.
Master Monk Guan: It's none other than the famous Chase Young.
Dojo: (laughs) That's funny. I thought you said it was Chase Young.
Master Monk Guan: That's right.
Dojo: Chase Young! As in the Master of Evil, the guy who makes your lower lip quiver Chase Young? Sorry, but I gotta go.
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Dojo: I hate to admit it, but for an evil villain, you have been very hospitable.
Chase Young: Thank you. I have something very special in store for you, Dojo.
Dojo: You do? Well I hate to eat and run...
Chase Young: Thank you. I have something very special in store for you, Dojo.
Dojo: You do? Well I hate to eat and run...
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Chase Young: It will be up to you Dojo. Your stay here can be a pleasant or an unpleasant experience.
Dojo: (Quickly) I choose pleasant, how about pleasant, pleasant would be nice.
Chase Young: I thought you might.
Dojo: (Quickly) I choose pleasant, how about pleasant, pleasant would be nice.
Chase Young: I thought you might.
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Jack: (Falls into Chase Young's hands) Ohhhhhhhhh.
Chase Young: Chase Young, pleased to meet you.
Jack: Chase Young? As in Chase Young the greatest super evil-genius of all time Chase Young?
Chase Young: I do have a certain reputation.
Chase Young: Chase Young, pleased to meet you.
Jack: Chase Young? As in Chase Young the greatest super evil-genius of all time Chase Young?
Chase Young: I do have a certain reputation.
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Chase Young: (Pouring a bowl of soup) That's where you would be wrong, my naive Xiaolin admirer. Dojo belongs to me now.
Omi: If you do not surrender Dojo and the Shen Gong Wu at once, you will suffer a most humiliating defeat.
Raimundo: What are we gonna do? Fight, or sit around and sip tea?
Chase Young: It's my special Lao Mang Lone soup. (drinks) I always have a cup before victory.
Omi: If you do not surrender Dojo and the Shen Gong Wu at once, you will suffer a most humiliating defeat.
Raimundo: What are we gonna do? Fight, or sit around and sip tea?
Chase Young: It's my special Lao Mang Lone soup. (drinks) I always have a cup before victory.
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Omi: Dojo, are you alright?
Dojo: (Annoyed) I'm sitting in a pot of soup, what do you think?!
Dojo: (Annoyed) I'm sitting in a pot of soup, what do you think?!
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Clay: Nuttin much we played cards, I went to bed, now I'm back here again.
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Jack: Look at me! I'm the ruler of the moon. Watch! Look at its dance.
Wuya: Stop playing with the moon, Jack. It isn't a toy.
Wuya: Stop playing with the moon, Jack. It isn't a toy.
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Dude-bot: Just because we are mortal enemies,does that mean we can't be friends?
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(Jack has copied himself with the Ring of Nine Dragons)
Old-looking Jack: Foul!
Jack and Fat Jack: I didn't touch you!
Fat Jack: Did not... (they start fighting, old Jack also fights)
Wuya: Stop! The Ring of Nine Dragons is for creating evil, not for copying yourself for your own amusement, or picking your teeth! (While big headed Jack does so)
Old-looking Jack: Foul!
Jack and Fat Jack: I didn't touch you!
Fat Jack: Did not... (they start fighting, old Jack also fights)
Wuya: Stop! The Ring of Nine Dragons is for creating evil, not for copying yourself for your own amusement, or picking your teeth! (While big headed Jack does so)
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(After falling on ground while trying to stop Star Hanabi)
Raimundo: Dojo, dude, how come you didn't just fly?
Dojo: (With Clay's pants on head) Good idea. Just a little late.
Raimundo: Dojo, dude, how come you didn't just fly?
Dojo: (With Clay's pants on head) Good idea. Just a little late.
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Jack: Fearsome Four! I command you to...(thinks) laugh evilly! (they laugh) Now laugh evilly while... hopping on one leg! (they do so)
Wuya: Stop playing Jack!
Jack: In a minute. Now, laugh evilly while TAP DANCING! (the Fearsome Four dance and laugh as music plays in the background)
Wuya: Stop playing Jack!
Jack: In a minute. Now, laugh evilly while TAP DANCING! (the Fearsome Four dance and laugh as music plays in the background)
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Jack Spicer: (After defeating the monks and the Black Vipers.) Say, who are all these people?
Jessie: We're the Black Vipers, the most elite all-girl gang to ever roam these wild plains.
Viper Girl: And since you have defeated us, our law demands that you inherit leadership of the Black Vipers.
Jack: Yes!... I guess this makes me QUEEN!
(Everybody stares)
Jack: Uh...King.
Jessie: We're the Black Vipers, the most elite all-girl gang to ever roam these wild plains.
Viper Girl: And since you have defeated us, our law demands that you inherit leadership of the Black Vipers.
Jack: Yes!... I guess this makes me QUEEN!
(Everybody stares)
Jack: Uh...King.
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Kimiko: Yet another girl falls prey to the charm of Jack Spicer.
Omi: But he-
Raimundo: Sarcasm.
Omi: Oh.
Omi: But he-
Raimundo: Sarcasm.
Omi: Oh.
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