You, Me and Dupree Quotes

Toshi: But, Mr. Dupree, I don't play baseball. I'm in the orchestra.
Dupree: First, call me Dupree. Second, so what if you're in the orchestra? So was Catfish Hunter.

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Dupree: So what if he beat you with a candle stick. I bet it happens all the time!

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Dupree: Carl! Carl! Wait, what are you doing?
Carl Peterson: I'm running... trying to gain my wife back!
Dupree: Carl... you have it all wrong. I'm not trying to steal your wife. All I am is that loveable ****-up that everyone can help. You are just the loveable guy that is lucky for having a wife like Molly.

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Molly Peterson: I don't know, I have a hard time imagining Audrey Hepburn getting buttered up to "Funky Cold Medina."
Dupree: Really? I don't.

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