Zoey 101 Quotes
Dustin Brooks: [opening lines, on road to PCA] Punch buggy red.
Mr. Brooks: [punch sound] Ow!
Zoey Brooks: I don't think that was a buggy.
Dustin Brooks: Oh, Sorry dad!
Mr. Brooks: Yeah, tell that to my bruise!
Zoey Brooks: [sees the sign] There it is dad hurry!
Mr. Brooks: Relax we're almost there.
Mr. Brooks: [punch sound] Ow!
Zoey Brooks: I don't think that was a buggy.
Dustin Brooks: Oh, Sorry dad!
Mr. Brooks: Yeah, tell that to my bruise!
Zoey Brooks: [sees the sign] There it is dad hurry!
Mr. Brooks: Relax we're almost there.
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Dustin Brooks: Psst, Zoey! Psst!
Zoey Brooks: Dustin?
Dustin Brooks: Yeah, I can't root for you.
Zoey Brooks: Why not?
Dustin Brooks: Because the guys said if I root for the girls, they'll shave my eyebrows off!
Zoey Brooks: Don't let them scare you
Dustin Brooks: Too late. I'm way past scared. Anyway, good luck!
Zoey Brooks: Dustin?
Dustin Brooks: Yeah, I can't root for you.
Zoey Brooks: Why not?
Dustin Brooks: Because the guys said if I root for the girls, they'll shave my eyebrows off!
Zoey Brooks: Don't let them scare you
Dustin Brooks: Too late. I'm way past scared. Anyway, good luck!
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Lola: Blank is in love with Zoey. Fill in the blank.
Girl In Hall: Chase. [matter of factly]
Lola: [briskly] Thanks for playing.
Girl In Hall: Chase. [matter of factly]
Lola: [briskly] Thanks for playing.
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Michael Barret: Hey, did you tell Rebecca about the...
Chase Matthews: [to Rebecca] You think you can tell me who I can and can't talk to?
Rebecca: You heard what I said!
Michael Barret: Wow, look at that tree over there [walks away and looks at tree]
Chase Matthews: [to Rebecca] You think you can tell me who I can and can't talk to?
Rebecca: You heard what I said!
Michael Barret: Wow, look at that tree over there [walks away and looks at tree]
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Nicole Bristow: [Reading her horoscope] Zoey! Look at your horoscope. You will win a major competition. How freaky is that?
Zoey Brooks: I'm not a Virgo.
Nicole Bristow: Shh, don't tell people.
Zoey Brooks: I'm not a Virgo.
Nicole Bristow: Shh, don't tell people.
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Quinn Pensky: Now, If you need any extra speed, just push this red button
Chase Matthews: But i'm afraid of the red button
Quinn Pensky: Don't be a baby!
Chase Matthews: But i'm afraid of the red button
Quinn Pensky: Don't be a baby!
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[after Mr. Thatcher warns Lola and Quinn not to tamper with the vending machine]
Lola: [imitating Thatcher] "You are not to tamper with this machine."
Quinn: "Unless you want detention."
Lola: [imitating Thatcher] "You are not to tamper with this machine."
Quinn: "Unless you want detention."
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Zoey: Look at you! How can you not get mad?!
Logan: 'Cause i'm too smart for you. And you. And you!
Logan: 'Cause i'm too smart for you. And you. And you!
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Michael: Smell my breath!
Logan: No!
Michael: Smell it! Does it smell like cookie in here? (he breathes in Logan's face)
Logan: Gross! NEVER do that again!
Logan: No!
Michael: Smell it! Does it smell like cookie in here? (he breathes in Logan's face)
Logan: Gross! NEVER do that again!
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(Quinn is playing with an art program on her computer to mess up a picture of Mark)
Lola: What'cha doing?
Quinn: Mangling Mark's face.
Lola: This is not a good use of your time.
Quinn: Well it makes me feel better!
Lola: What'cha doing?
Quinn: Mangling Mark's face.
Lola: This is not a good use of your time.
Quinn: Well it makes me feel better!
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James: Uh-oh, Zoey says i'm late.
Michael: For what?
James: I don't know. But she's my girlfriend, and says i'm late. So the best thing would be for me to run.
Michael: For what?
James: I don't know. But she's my girlfriend, and says i'm late. So the best thing would be for me to run.
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Lola: Oh god...you guys aren't gonna be one of those couples, aren't you?
Zoey: I just fed him a grape. Want me to feed you one?
Lola: Okay. (she does)
Zoey: I just fed him a grape. Want me to feed you one?
Lola: Okay. (she does)
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Logan: Did you remind him he beat up me, Michael and Chase?!
Michael: AND Del Figgalo!
Quinn: Well, Mark probably deserved it.
Lola: But he was your boyfriend!
Logan: Well, he's not anymore! [Everyone looks at him weirdly] Well, he's not!
Michael: AND Del Figgalo!
Quinn: Well, Mark probably deserved it.
Lola: But he was your boyfriend!
Logan: Well, he's not anymore! [Everyone looks at him weirdly] Well, he's not!
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Michael: But I just got a new mug!
Dean Rivers: Then fill it with chowder!
Michael: Chowder?
Dean Rivers: Then fill it with chowder!
Michael: Chowder?
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Michael: Ha hey! It's the angry young man!
Logan: Not funny, dude! I just spent two hours in a classroom full of freaks!
Logan: Not funny, dude! I just spent two hours in a classroom full of freaks!
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Jeremiah Trottman: I know it's not the place of a journalist to give his opinion, but in this case I must. Logan Reese, you are despicable. Jeremiah Trottman, PCA News.
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Quinn: So, we're good?
Lola: We're good. What do you say we go down to the lounge and gawk at guys?
Quinn: Let's gawk. (the two walk off laughing)
Lola: We're good. What do you say we go down to the lounge and gawk at guys?
Quinn: Let's gawk. (the two walk off laughing)
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Chase: Whoa, Mr. Bender...you used to be a cheerleader?
Michael: Whoa. (all the students look at the book)
Mr. Bender: There were no girls here then. (they continue laughing)
Michael: Whoa. (all the students look at the book)
Mr. Bender: There were no girls here then. (they continue laughing)
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Quinn: (about Rebecca) I don't like her!
Lola: What's to like?
Zoey: You guys don't even know her.
Quinn: We don't have to know her.
Lola: You're our friend, we can just automatically hate her.
Lola: What's to like?
Zoey: You guys don't even know her.
Quinn: We don't have to know her.
Lola: You're our friend, we can just automatically hate her.
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Rebecca: So, Lola...have you ever thought about being a model?
Lola: Um...no. I'm more into acting.
Rebecca: Oh! Well, that works too.
Lola: What do you mean?
Rebecca: Well it's just, you're so pretty. Actually, all three of you girls are. Must be something in the water at PCA...I better start drinking it!
Lola: Um...no. I'm more into acting.
Rebecca: Oh! Well, that works too.
Lola: What do you mean?
Rebecca: Well it's just, you're so pretty. Actually, all three of you girls are. Must be something in the water at PCA...I better start drinking it!
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Zoey: Good, that little skunkbag.
Chase: ...Zoey Brooks! Such language!
Zoey: Well, she was horrible!
Chase: Yeah, I kinda figured that out.
Chase: ...Zoey Brooks! Such language!
Zoey: Well, she was horrible!
Chase: Yeah, I kinda figured that out.
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Logan: Do you think he knows we're dating?
Quinn: He might, which is really bad!
Logan: I know! ...Wanna go make out?
Quinn: Absolutely!
Quinn: He might, which is really bad!
Logan: I know! ...Wanna go make out?
Quinn: Absolutely!
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Lola: ...Quit looking at my swimsuit. (Nick's way of saying Quit looking at my boobs)
Dustin: I'm not. You have a bug on your stomach.
Dustin: I'm not. You have a bug on your stomach.
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