Zoey 101 Quotes
Michael: Dude, everyone on planet Earth knows you love Zoey. The people on Neptune even know. Yeah they're up there right now on Neptune saying... [talking in alien voice] Hey, did you know Chase loves Zoey? [talking in another alien voice] Why yes I do, the whole galaxy knows; Naha.
Chase: You talk SO much.
Michael: The only person who doesn't know you love Zoey is Zoey. Why don't you just tell her already?
Chase: Because I don't want Zoey to know I love... [Logan shows up] brustlesprouts!
Chase: You talk SO much.
Michael: The only person who doesn't know you love Zoey is Zoey. Why don't you just tell her already?
Chase: Because I don't want Zoey to know I love... [Logan shows up] brustlesprouts!
TV Show: Zoey 101
Chase: I told you, I'm not going to tell you what happened last night. I sent you a text.
Michael: No you didn't.
Chase: Yeah I did. See? (hands Michael TechMate)
Michael: [nervously] Uh, you didn't send it to me.
Chase: I didn't?
Michael: No.
Chase: Then, you'd I send it to?
Michael: Z-Zoey.
Chase: [nervously] Z-Zoey?
Michael: [noddes slowly]
Chase: (grabs TechMate) Zoey?! Oh my God! OH MY GOD! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, Micheal. Oh my God!
Michael: No you didn't.
Chase: Yeah I did. See? (hands Michael TechMate)
Michael: [nervously] Uh, you didn't send it to me.
Chase: I didn't?
Michael: No.
Chase: Then, you'd I send it to?
Michael: Z-Zoey.
Chase: [nervously] Z-Zoey?
Michael: [noddes slowly]
Chase: (grabs TechMate) Zoey?! Oh my God! OH MY GOD! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, Micheal. Oh my God!
TV Show: Zoey 101
Zoey: Look, we all feel bad enough about the fire!
Coach Keller: Feeling bad doesn't fill my gut with raw fish, does it cupcake?! I am TICKED OFF!
Chase: Have you ever considered an anger management class?
Coach Keller: That's it, Matthews. You just got yourself a slice of revenge pie!
Michael: Don't you think you're being a little hard on the boy?
Coach Keller: You too, Sparky! Revenge pie!
Coach Keller: Feeling bad doesn't fill my gut with raw fish, does it cupcake?! I am TICKED OFF!
Chase: Have you ever considered an anger management class?
Coach Keller: That's it, Matthews. You just got yourself a slice of revenge pie!
Michael: Don't you think you're being a little hard on the boy?
Coach Keller: You too, Sparky! Revenge pie!
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Coach Keller: (running out of the sushi bar with a fire extinguisher in one hand and a clipboard in the other) Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Kazu, your grill is on fire!
Kazu: Fire!? (He runs up the stairs. The others try to follow him until he stops them.) No, stay back! Pull a fire alarm!
Michael: Where's a fire alarm?
All(except Kazu and Coach Keller): Over there! (Zoey, Nicole, Lola, Chase, Logan, and Michael run to the fire alarm. Kazu runs up the stairs to Coach Keller.)
Lola: Fire!
Logan: Oh, my goodness! (Zoey pulls a fire alarm. In the sushi bar, the fire is spreading. Morning comes, and the firefighters have put out the fire and are carrying everything out. Chase and Nicole come up to Dean Rivers and a depressed Kazu.)
Chase: Morning Kazu.
Nicole: How bad was the fire?
Kazu: Fire!? (He runs up the stairs. The others try to follow him until he stops them.) No, stay back! Pull a fire alarm!
Michael: Where's a fire alarm?
All(except Kazu and Coach Keller): Over there! (Zoey, Nicole, Lola, Chase, Logan, and Michael run to the fire alarm. Kazu runs up the stairs to Coach Keller.)
Lola: Fire!
Logan: Oh, my goodness! (Zoey pulls a fire alarm. In the sushi bar, the fire is spreading. Morning comes, and the firefighters have put out the fire and are carrying everything out. Chase and Nicole come up to Dean Rivers and a depressed Kazu.)
Chase: Morning Kazu.
Nicole: How bad was the fire?
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Logan: Did Quinn just walk past here with an alpaca?
Zoey: Yea she sure did.
Logan: Weird.
Zoey: Yea she sure did.
Logan: Weird.
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Secretary: Dean Rivers, your wife is here to see you.
Dean Rivers: My wife? Uh, tell her i'm not here!
Secretary: Mrs. Rivers, he's not in there.
Mrs. Rivers: Don't give me that! Carl! [she enters Dean's room with a bill] Carl, what kind of grown man spends $2000 on video games?! Carl?!?! CARL?!?!?!?!?
Dean Rivers: [takes the voice command machine from under his desk] Dogs!
[a siren goes off, and dog barking noises are made. Mrs. Rivers panics, and runs out screaming]
Dean Rivers: Thank you, Quinn.
Dean Rivers: My wife? Uh, tell her i'm not here!
Secretary: Mrs. Rivers, he's not in there.
Mrs. Rivers: Don't give me that! Carl! [she enters Dean's room with a bill] Carl, what kind of grown man spends $2000 on video games?! Carl?!?! CARL?!?!?!?!?
Dean Rivers: [takes the voice command machine from under his desk] Dogs!
[a siren goes off, and dog barking noises are made. Mrs. Rivers panics, and runs out screaming]
Dean Rivers: Thank you, Quinn.
TV Show: Zoey 101
Teacher: Chase, Michael, Logan, you've been whispering to yourselves the whole class!
Chase: I apologize.
Michael: A-ha!
Chase: "Z".
Michael: Oh.
Chase: I apologize.
Michael: A-ha!
Chase: "Z".
Michael: Oh.
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[Chase and Michael are eating with Nicole and Lola]
Chase: Quinn actually...tried to leave PCA?
Michael: To go...be with her...alpaca?
Lola: Okay, how long is this gonna go on?
Nicole: Yeah, will one of you use a word with "s" in it already so we can have a normal conversation?
Chase: No. I am determined to go longer than Michael and Logan without uttering that letter.
Lola: Could this be more annoying?
Nicole: No.
Chase: Quinn actually...tried to leave PCA?
Michael: To go...be with her...alpaca?
Lola: Okay, how long is this gonna go on?
Nicole: Yeah, will one of you use a word with "s" in it already so we can have a normal conversation?
Chase: No. I am determined to go longer than Michael and Logan without uttering that letter.
Lola: Could this be more annoying?
Nicole: No.
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Lola: I'm gonna trick Logan into losing so we don't have to listen to these guys talk like idiots anymore.
Michael: Hey! Lola called we the plural of idiot.
Chase: I...am offended.
Michael: Hey! Lola called we the plural of idiot.
Chase: I...am offended.
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Nicole: Okay, did Michael just run by here wearing a bikini top?
Lola: And a hula skirt?
Chase: Uh-huh.
Logan: He did.
Zoey: Weirder.
Lola: And a hula skirt?
Chase: Uh-huh.
Logan: He did.
Zoey: Weirder.
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Michael: Did you tell Zoey yet?
Chase: Not yet.
Michael: Man, when you gonna tell her?
Chase: Soon.
Michael: You better.
Chase: I'm gonna tell her.
Logan: Tell who, what?
Michael: You that you're annoying. [he pushes Logan, and the two start to fight in the hall]
Chase: Not yet.
Michael: Man, when you gonna tell her?
Chase: Soon.
Michael: You better.
Chase: I'm gonna tell her.
Logan: Tell who, what?
Michael: You that you're annoying. [he pushes Logan, and the two start to fight in the hall]
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Chase: We aren't even two hours in the new school year and you guys are already about to kill each other!
Logan: No!
Michael: Oh, I'm about to kill him though!
Logan: No!
Michael: Oh, I'm about to kill him though!
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Chase: What's up with all the items?
Zoey: Quinn's gonna be our new roommate for a while.
Chase: Oh, oh! (sees that Quinn is looking at him) Oh! Heh, how nice! For all of you!
Zoey: Quinn's gonna be our new roommate for a while.
Chase: Oh, oh! (sees that Quinn is looking at him) Oh! Heh, how nice! For all of you!
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Chase: I have run all over this freakish campus with ninety pounds of stuff and I'm about to start coughing up blood!
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Zoey: Umm, Quinn? Listen since we're gonna be living together for a while, maybe we should go over a few... you know... rules.
Lola: Yeah, like? No poison chemicals...
Zoey: No nuclear experiments...
Lola: No genetic mutations...
Zoey: No cloning us without our permission... [Quinn picks up a jar with some green goo)
Lola: And...no that!
Zoey: Whatever that is...
Quinn: Geez, are we gonna have ANY fun?
Lola: Yeah, like? No poison chemicals...
Zoey: No nuclear experiments...
Lola: No genetic mutations...
Zoey: No cloning us without our permission... [Quinn picks up a jar with some green goo)
Lola: And...no that!
Zoey: Whatever that is...
Quinn: Geez, are we gonna have ANY fun?
TV Show: Zoey 101
Dustin: (breaks up the boxing fight) Hey, what are you doing!
Logan: (exhausted) We've been... boxing... to see...
Michael: (also exhausted) ... Who gets... the single bed...
Dustin: Why don't you just flip a coin?
Logan: (exhausted) We've been... boxing... to see...
Michael: (also exhausted) ... Who gets... the single bed...
Dustin: Why don't you just flip a coin?
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Zoey: In love with me?! Chase?!
Lola: (sarcastic) No, me. Marry me, Zoey. Please be my wife!
Lola: (sarcastic) No, me. Marry me, Zoey. Please be my wife!
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Lola: Ginny, come here!
Ginny: What's up?
Lola: 'Blank' is in love with Zoey, fill in the blank.
Ginny: Chase...
Lola: Thanks for playing!
Ginny: What's up?
Lola: 'Blank' is in love with Zoey, fill in the blank.
Ginny: Chase...
Lola: Thanks for playing!
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Chase: May I suggest something please?
Michael and Logan: What?
Chase: Look, you guys both want the single bed right? So why don't we just say that whoever gets there first gets the bed, fair enough?
Michael: I guess so.
Chase: Kay good. Now the important thing to remember here is..
Michael and Logan: What?
Chase: Look, you guys both want the single bed right? So why don't we just say that whoever gets there first gets the bed, fair enough?
Michael: I guess so.
Chase: Kay good. Now the important thing to remember here is..
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Chase: I'm giving you a timeout! Go sit on that rock!
Logan: I'm not going to go sit on the-
Chase: ROCK!
Logan: I'm not going to go sit on the-
Chase: ROCK!
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Michael: (to Chase) Hey, did you tell Rebecca about the...
Chase: (to Rebecca) You think you can tell me who I can and can't talk to?
Rebecca: You heard what I said!
Michael: Wow, look at that tree over there (goes away)
Chase: (to Rebecca) You think you can tell me who I can and can't talk to?
Rebecca: You heard what I said!
Michael: Wow, look at that tree over there (goes away)
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Quinn: She threatened you? Oh,that's all I needed to hear! (takes out a laser gun type thing.) I'll be back in ten minutes!
Zoey: No, no, no! Just put that down.
Lola: Okay, what did Rebecca say exactly?
Zoey: I don't know. Something like I better leave Chase alone and stay out of her way!
Lola: That's so nervy!
Zoey: I know! What am I gonna do? (Quinn takes up the lasergun thing) Put it down!
Zoey: No, no, no! Just put that down.
Lola: Okay, what did Rebecca say exactly?
Zoey: I don't know. Something like I better leave Chase alone and stay out of her way!
Lola: That's so nervy!
Zoey: I know! What am I gonna do? (Quinn takes up the lasergun thing) Put it down!
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Michael: So talk to me.
Chase: About?
Michael: Come on, man. Last year, a week before summer vacation you sent Zoey a text massage saying you love her and now after the summer you show up at school with a girlfriend. Talk!
Chase: You know when they say that something happens for a reason?
Michael: I've heard they say.
Chase: Well, I think that there's a reason why Zoey didn't get the text massage. I think it was something, I don't know, karma, universe, the lord, the force. Something was trying to tell me that Zoey and I are meant to be really good friends. And that's all.
Michael: You sure on that?
Chase: I mean, look it like this: a guy's gonna have a lot of girlfriends in his life, right? Well, I don't want Zoey to be just another one of those girls that I date for a few months or even a few years and then it's over. I want Zoey to be my best friend for a really long time! You know what I'm saying?
Michael: Y-y-yeah, I know what you are saying... I just thought that I was your best friend... But if I have been replaced by Zoey then...
Chase: Zoey's my best girl best friend. You're still number one, man!
Michael: That's all I wanted to hear! (goes to hug Chase)
Chase: You're such a idiot.
Michael: Thanks, man!
Chase: About?
Michael: Come on, man. Last year, a week before summer vacation you sent Zoey a text massage saying you love her and now after the summer you show up at school with a girlfriend. Talk!
Chase: You know when they say that something happens for a reason?
Michael: I've heard they say.
Chase: Well, I think that there's a reason why Zoey didn't get the text massage. I think it was something, I don't know, karma, universe, the lord, the force. Something was trying to tell me that Zoey and I are meant to be really good friends. And that's all.
Michael: You sure on that?
Chase: I mean, look it like this: a guy's gonna have a lot of girlfriends in his life, right? Well, I don't want Zoey to be just another one of those girls that I date for a few months or even a few years and then it's over. I want Zoey to be my best friend for a really long time! You know what I'm saying?
Michael: Y-y-yeah, I know what you are saying... I just thought that I was your best friend... But if I have been replaced by Zoey then...
Chase: Zoey's my best girl best friend. You're still number one, man!
Michael: That's all I wanted to hear! (goes to hug Chase)
Chase: You're such a idiot.
Michael: Thanks, man!
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Chase: Rebecca has a big problem with you and me being friends.
Zoey: I know.
Chase: She said... You know?
Zoey: Yeah, she came to my room and told me to stay away from you.
Chase: She sorta said the same think to me today.
Zoey: Did you explain to her that we're just friends?
Chase: Yeah.
Zoey: And she said?
Chase: That if I wanted her to be my girlfriend I can't... Hang out with you anymore and talk to you.
Zoey: Okay, I get it. Look, the most important thing to me is that you're happy.
Chase: Me too so... I dumped her!
Zoey: I know.
Chase: She said... You know?
Zoey: Yeah, she came to my room and told me to stay away from you.
Chase: She sorta said the same think to me today.
Zoey: Did you explain to her that we're just friends?
Chase: Yeah.
Zoey: And she said?
Chase: That if I wanted her to be my girlfriend I can't... Hang out with you anymore and talk to you.
Zoey: Okay, I get it. Look, the most important thing to me is that you're happy.
Chase: Me too so... I dumped her!
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Chase: What was that for?
Zoey: For making me think you weren't going to be my friend any more.
Chase: I said I dumped her didn't I?
Zoey: For making me think you weren't going to be my friend any more.
Chase: I said I dumped her didn't I?
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Michael: So Zoey just walked right in?
Chase: Right in.
Michael: She should have knocked first.
Chase: Yeah, that would have been nice.
Michael: And you're sure Zoey saw you and Rebecca kiss?..
Chase: Right in.
Michael: She should have knocked first.
Chase: Yeah, that would have been nice.
Michael: And you're sure Zoey saw you and Rebecca kiss?..
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Zoey: Oh, yeah. They were kissing.
Lola: Are you a thousand percent sure they were kissing?
Zoey: Either that or Chase was trying to suck the teeth out of her mouth...
Lola: Are you a thousand percent sure they were kissing?
Zoey: Either that or Chase was trying to suck the teeth out of her mouth...
TV Show: Zoey 101