Zoolander 2 Quotes
Chazz Spencer: Members only. Members only. Epaulets are not a crime. Smart casual. Smart casual. Smart casual. Mr. Hammer is wrong!
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Valentina: [from trailer]Someone's trying to kill the world's most beautiful people.
Justin Bieber: [getting hunted by snipers]Oh, fudge!
Justin Bieber: [getting hunted by snipers]Oh, fudge!
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Derek Zoolander: [Driving with his son, taking lots of Selfies with a Selfie Stick. The car drifts lanes and he swerves it back, sending it flying through the air until it comes crashing to a standstill]Hashtag Oops!
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Hansel: [Talking to Derek Jr. about his mother]I remember there was one night, she had me and your dad absolutely twisted in knots. I was driving the freak train, your dad's tearing tickets in the caboose... She had a mouth like Chinese finger cuffs, you know, where, like, you try to pull out but it just keeps getting tighter...
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Matt Lauer: And finally tonight, here's something to make you feel old. Incredible as it may sound, of the over 3.7 million high school graduates this year, less than 2 can tell you what a fax machine is, name a Caucasian president, or know who Derek Zoolander was!
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