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Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.
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Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: 'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts: 'Do you want fries with that?'
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Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl.
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Duct tape is like The Force: it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
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Due to budgetary restraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off until further notice.
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Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Louis Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo DaVinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.
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Dorothy MacMillian: “What are you looking forward to now ?” Madame de Gualle: “A penis” General de Gualle: “My dear, I think the English don’t pronounce the word quite like that. It’s not ‘a penis’ but ‘appiness’.
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