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A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. 'Hear that?' you say. 'That's dynamite, baby.'
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A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. 'Black pepper, or white pepper?' asked the concierge. 'Toilette pepper!'
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A friend is one who knows who you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you become, and still gently invites you to grow.
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A gentle word, like summer rain, may soothe some heart and banish pain. What joy or sadness often springs, from just the simple little things!
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A diplomatic husband said to his wife, 'How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?'
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A disbelief in God does not result in a belief in nothing; disbelief in God usually results in a belief in anything.
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A father said to his son, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' The son replied, 'When Lincoln was your age, he was President.'
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A flea and a fly in a flu; were imprisoned so what could they do? Said the flea 'let us fly'; said the fly' let us flee'; so they flew through a flaw in the flu.
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A conservative is a politician who wants to keep what the liberals fought for a generation ago.
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A child will perform from their mind for their coach/teacher, but for a parent they perform from their heart.
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