You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
By Anonymous
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
By Anonymous
Nothing arouses more hope than the first four hours of a diet.
By Anonymous
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
By Anonymous
Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number.
By Anonymous
Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there.
By Anonymous
The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell.
By Anonymous
The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it.
By Anonymous
In three words i can sum up everything i've learned about life; it goes on.
By Anonymous
No individual raindrop ever considers itself responsible for the flood.
By Anonymous
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
By Anonymous
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
By Anonymous
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
By Anonymous
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
By Anonymous
Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.
By Anonymous
Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.
By Anonymous
How beautiful is youth! how bright it gleams with its illusions, aspirations, dreams! Book of Beginnings, Story without End, Each maid a heroine, and each man a friend!
By Anonymous
I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 96% how I react to it.
By Anonymous
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
By Anonymous
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
By Anonymous
Saintliness is also a temptation.
By Anonymous
Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy.
By Anonymous
So near is falsehood to truth that a wise man would do well not to trust himself on the narrow edge.
By Anonymous
Society is like the air, necessary to breathe but insufficient to live on.
By Anonymous
We pardon to the extent that we love.
By Anonymous
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
By Anonymous
A friend to all is a friend to none.
By Anonymous
A good indignation brings out all one's powers.
By Anonymous
A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it.
By Anonymous