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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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The difference between involved and committed can best be explained using a bacon and egg breakfast as an example: The chicken is involved but the pig is committed.
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The great film comedian, Charlie Chaplin, once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest for a laugh. To his surprise he did not win.
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The moon may kiss the stars so high The sun may kiss the bright blue sky The dew may kiss the morning grass But you my friend, can kiss my ass
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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The only word with c-o-m-p-l-e-x in it that anyone should have, is complexion, and it should be a healthy one
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The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
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The way to tell a field hand from an office hand is as follows: An office hand will use the restroom, then wash hands; A field hand will wash hands then use the restroom.
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There are 24 cans of beer in a beer case, and 24 hours in a day. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
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There are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
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There is a CD out entitled 'The Worst of Jefferson Airplane'. If you buy this, take it home, play it, and enjoy it, should you take it back and demand a refund?
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This life is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual life You would have received 'Further instructions on Where to go and what to do'!
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Those who never quit are winners; and those who never win are quitters. But those who never win nor quit, are idiots.
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Those who say that words can never hurt them, never got hit in the head with a dictionary.
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