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In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: Magic and bullshit.
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In the days of old when knights were bold and toilets were not yet invented They went in the road and dropped their load and went away contented
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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!
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Eskimo's have 49 words in their language to define snow because they have so much of it. In the english language, there are more then 50 ways to define a moron...
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How boring is life in the Antarctic? People in one group wintering at the South Pole in the 1960s watched the film 'Cat Ballou' 87 times. People in another, after tiring of the westerns, Disney features and pornographic films on hand, spliced the movies together into their own production and adopted a vocabulary based on their creation that was so strange that relief crews arriving in the spring could barely understand them.
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I bought a package of batteries, but they weren't included... so I had to buy them again.
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I have never fully understood the female capacity to completly avoid a simple answer to a direct question.
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