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If no one uses it, there's a reason.

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If things appear to be going well, you have overlooked something.

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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, maybe you just don't understand the situation.

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If you can't solve it otherwise, get violent.

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If you thought yesterday was bad, wait till you see what happens today.

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In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty; but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.

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In order to get what you want, you must do something you've never done.

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It is easier to get forgivness than to get permission.

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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenius.

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Just when you think you've finally hit bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.

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Know the rules well, so you can break them right.

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Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

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Letters which are warmly sealed are often but coldly opened.

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Life is not so much about saying Hello..as it is Goodbye.

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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Love your enemies, they'll hate it!

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Men will give love for sex, women will give sex for love.

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Misfortune: the kind of fortune that never misses.

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'Criminal Lawyer' is a redundancy.

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17 hours of sustained wakefulness can lead to a decrease in physical and mental performance equivalent to a blood alcohol level of 0.05% (legally drunk)

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A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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A committee is a device used to multiply credit and divide blame.

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A plumber never bites his nails.

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A writer is like an absent minded architect. He dreams of building the world, but can only sculpt it.

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According to recent studies, there are approximately five thousand ways humans can express their intelligence but compared to the number of ways they can express their stupidity, the five thousand ways seems possible to be memorized.

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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.

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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

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All wisdom ends in paradox.

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An expert is a man who knows more and more about less and less, until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

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Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

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