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Black fella talkin to a white fella: Dear white fella, when I'm born I'm black. When I grow up I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm sick I'm black, and when I die I am STILL black. And you white fellas, you're born pink, you grow up white, when you're cold you're blue, when you're in the sun your red, when you're sick you're green and when you die you turn grey... and you call ME colored!
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Brittish skydiver Alfred Peters collided with a sportplane. Peters broke his foot, while the plane crashed and the four people on board died.
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Contrary to popular belief, life is like being thrown into a bed of roses. You get to smell the roses and feel the thorns.
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Dick is the saddest thing on the planet. It's got an eye that can't see, a head with no brain, and has 3 neighbours which 2 are nuts, while the other is an asshole.
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Do you dream of exploring space or working for NASA? If so, avoid black holes and drugs.
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'I'm thinkin about takin my own life, I might aswell. Except they might not sell weed in hell...
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Cleaning your house while the kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing
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I pray the Lord my soul to keep, Angels watch me through the night, And keep me safe until morning's light
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