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You better think about the future, for it's where you will spend the rest of your life.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and you can fool all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool mom.
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You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
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Yesterday is a cancelled cheque. Tomorrow is a promised note. Today is ready cash, use it!
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Writing a book is like washing an elephant: there's no good place to begin or end, and it's hard to keep track of what you've already covered.
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Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.
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Women's faults are many, men have just two! Everything they say and everything they do!!!
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With prayer as with other gifts from God, it is not what you get that counts, it's what you do with it.
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Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.
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Why can you only have two doors on a chicken coop? If it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
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Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment? Now the Department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper, pencils, and erasers...and the Department of Philosophy is better still. It doesn't even ask for erasers. by
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