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When confronted with a Goliath-sized problem, which way do you respond: 'He's too big to hit' or like David, 'He's to big to miss'?

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When everyone is in the wrong, everyone is in the right.

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When everything comes your way, you're in the wrong lane.

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When God allows a burden to be put upon you, He will put His arms underneath you to help you carry it.

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When God closes a door He opens a window.

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When God measures a person, he measures around the heart instead of the head.

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When I Die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming, like all the passengers in his car!

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When a bishop visited one of his remoter parishes, he was surprised to find only five people in the congregation. He said to the vicar 'Did you tell the people I was coming?' The vicar replied 'No, but Heaven help the person who did!'

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When a person wants to believe something, it doesn't take much to convince them.

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When all else fails, read the instructions.

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Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences.

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What you are is God's gift to you, what you become is your gift to God.

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What you do when you don't have to do it will determine what you are when it's too late to do anything about it!

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What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?

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What really matters is what happens in us- not to us.

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What the hell, go and put all your eggs in one basket.

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What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?

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What is the meaning of life? Life has no meaning. It's just a fortunate coincidence of carbon chemistry. Forget about it.

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What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon.

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What passes as a womans intuition, is usually nothing more than a mans transparency.

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What some people mistake for the high cost of living, is really the cost of living high.

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What sunshine is to flowers...smiles are to humanity.

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What the caterpillar calls the end, the butterfly calls the beginning.

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What is right is often forgotten by what is convenient.

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What is the difference between a Peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosy, and the other's nude and rosy.

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What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

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What doesn't kill me better be able to run damn fast.

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What flowers grow between your nose and your chin? .... Tulips.

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We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.

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We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, have been asked to do so much with so little for so long that we are now capable of doing anything with nothing.

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