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So many cheques, so little money.

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Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons.

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Silence is the only thing that can't be misquoted!

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Silence is wise if we are foolish, but foolish if we are wise.

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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.' Lady Astor to Winston Churchill. 'Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.' His reply

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Skier; one who pays an arm and a leg for the opportunity to break them.

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Smile! It increases your face value.

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Smile.... it makes others wonder what you're thinking.

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Snowflakes are some of nature's most fragile things, but just look what happens when they stick together.

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Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't put on his pants.

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Sign at a crematorium: Urn more. Pay less.

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Sign at the Pavlov Institute: Knock: Please don't ring bell.

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Sign on a church bulletin board: You aren't too bad to come in, You aren't good enough to stay out.

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Sign on restaurant window: Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong)

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Silver's law: If Murphy's law can go wrong it will.

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Since I have smashed my denominational glasses, I have a better vision of who Christ is.

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She is an expert housekeeper: every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.

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She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong.

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Serve Locally - Pray Globally

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Share your smile with everyone, but save your kiss for only one.

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Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

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Save time ... see it my way.

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Say what you mean, mean what you say, but don't say it mean.

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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

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Rome was not implemented in a day.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schitzophrenic, and so am I.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme

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Remember that failure is an event - not a person.

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Repentance is sorrow for the deed..not for getting caught.

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Reputation is made in a moment: character is built in a lifetime.

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