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Married! I can see you right now in the kitchen bending over a hot stove ... but I can't see the stove.
By Bert Kalmar
Clear? Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and get me a four-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it.
By Bert Kalmar