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When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what? I never had a traini...
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea a...
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Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
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I don't know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage; the wife is in charge.
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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything --even poverty--you can survive it.
By Bill Cosby
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it
By Bill Cosby
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic
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Sigmund Freud once said, 'What do women want?' The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.
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People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often... 'And we wish you Godspeed.' It is a warning, Godpeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
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One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children--unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek.
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Nothing separates the generations more than musicthe time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes
By Bill Cosby
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn't because parenting can be learned only by people who have no children.
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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge
By Bill Cosby
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure
By Bill Cosby