Bob Hope Quotes. Below is a collection of famous Bob Hope quotes. Here you can find the most popular and greatest quotes by Bob Hope. Share these quotations with your friends and family.
I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
By Bob Hope
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
By Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. About Russia
By Bob Hope
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
By Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.
By Bob Hope
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
By Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
By Bob Hope
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake
By Bob Hope
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
By Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
By Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.
By Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
By Bob Hope
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
By Bob Hope
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
By Bob Hope
I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
By Bob Hope
I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap.
By Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
By Bob Hope
