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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? - Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. - Advising the President. - Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.
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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles- watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
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Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't call me Regis. Advice to his guests
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You look into his eyes, and you get the feeling someone else is driving.
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When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
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USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75 of the population.
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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
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Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.
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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
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I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
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Has the mathematical abilities of a Clydesdale.
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Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between!
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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? (1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President. (3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.
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