Dean Martin Quotes

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
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When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.
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I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
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I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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