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Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania.
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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If all the girls who attended the Harvard-Yale game were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised.
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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised
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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
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I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more
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I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.
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I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.
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I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things
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I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.
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I don't care what is written about me, so long as it isn't true
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I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
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His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt
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Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants
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Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you.
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By the time you say you’re his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying – Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying.
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By whom?
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Brevity is the soul of lingerie
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Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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'Coolidge is dead'
'How could they tell?
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Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.
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Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea And love is a thing that can never go wrong And I am Marie of Roumania.
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Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.
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If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
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She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
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