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Never loan a book to someone if you expect to get it back. Loaning books is the same as giving them away.
By Doug Coupland
Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair.
By Doug Coupland
Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and it's been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries.
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Most of us have only two or three genuinely interesting moments in our lives; the rest is filler.
By Doug Coupland
Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and boomerang to curse you.
By Doug Coupland
Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin.
By Doug Coupland
Life always kills you in the end, but first it prevents you from getting what you want.
By Doug Coupland
It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations.
By Doug Coupland
It's weird when people start sentences with 'frankly' - as if their other sentences don't count.
By Doug Coupland
It's difficult to speak with beautiful people. No matter how hard you try to pretend otherwise, you still want them to like you.
By Doug Coupland
It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future or past, either.
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If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't expect to suddenly develop one during a moment of crisis.
By Doug Coupland
If our subconscious was attractive, we wouldn't have to bury it down deep within us.
By Doug Coupland
If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope of money at the end of it, it means they really want to be a musician. And if someone is writing now, there is no hope for money at the end of it.
By Doug Coupland
If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff in a Wal-Mart is made, I get that woozy feeling you get when you see ducks covered in crude oil.
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If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.
By Doug Coupland
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
By Doug Coupland
If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.
By Doug Coupland