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I want pills called September 10. You take one and your mind feels like the 11th never happened.
By Doug Coupland
I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements.
By Doug Coupland
I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'
By Doug Coupland
I like doing radio because it's so intimate. The moment people hear your voice, you're inside there heads, not only that, you're in there laying eggs.
By Doug Coupland
I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?
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I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something better than us has to come along.
By Doug Coupland
Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it's not quite the same thing.
By Doug Coupland
Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.
By Doug Coupland
Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.
By Doug Coupland
Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.
By Doug Coupland
Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.
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Florida isn't so much a place where one goes to reinvent oneself, as it is a place where one goes if one no longer wished to be found.
By Doug Coupland
Failure is authentic, and because it's authentic, it's real and genuine, and because of that, it's a pure state of being.
By Doug Coupland
Everybody has basically the same family, it's just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next.
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Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives.
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Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's sucking up at least 70 percent of his or her radar.
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Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs.
By Doug Coupland