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Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.
By Doug Coupland
Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony, which means that eighty percent of the world takes everything at face value.
By Doug Coupland
Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.
By Doug Coupland
Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state of being which we may strive to attain.
By Doug Coupland
Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal.
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Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.
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Americans are a quarter of a billion people who have almost nothing in common except for the fact they've been told they have lots in common.
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A man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the store hits on him. A woman buys a book on loneliness and the store clears out.
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A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it.
By Doug Coupland