Strong words are required for weak principles.
By Doug Horton
When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. -- they'll find something.
By Doug Horton
Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.
By Doug Horton
Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.
By Doug Horton
If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?
By Doug Horton
The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.
By Doug Horton
As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.
By Doug Horton
It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative.
By Doug Horton
Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.
By Doug Horton
Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.
By Doug Horton
Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.
By Doug Horton
If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it.
By Doug Horton
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.
By Doug Horton
Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Die, search for meaning, search for meaning, search for meaning.
By Doug Horton
Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.
By Doug Horton
No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
By Doug Horton
Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.
By Doug Horton
Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.
By Doug Horton
Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.
By Doug Horton
Born a saint, die a sinner -- born a sinner, die a saint.
By Doug Horton
