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When I was growing up, all my friends wanted to have sex with anything that moved. Why limit yourself, I told them.
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I was walking down the street when this man hammering on his roof called me a paranoid little freak... In morse code.
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
By Emo Phillips