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When I was growing up, all my friends wanted to have sex with anything that moved. Why limit yourself, I told them.
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Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
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I was walking down the street when this man hammering on his roof called me a paranoid little freak... In morse code.
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
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People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
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