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Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
By George Burns
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
By George Burns
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
By George Burns
I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.
By George Burns
When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights
By George Burns
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
By George Burns
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair
By George Burns
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
By George Burns
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning anf a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible.
By George Burns
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
By George Burns
If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred
By George Burns
I would rather be a failure doing something I love than be a sucess doing something I hate
By George Burns
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
By George Burns
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
By George Burns
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out -- and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
By George Burns
Age to me means nothing. I can't get old I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
By George Burns
A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible.
By George Burns