George Burns Quotes

George Burns Quotes. Below is a collection of famous George Burns quotes. Here you can find the most popular and greatest quotes by George Burns. Share these quotations with your friends and family.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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