George Carlin Quotes
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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
By George Carlin
Regarding the Boy Scouts, I'm very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook
By George Carlin
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
By George Carlin
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
By George Carlin