Svårt är att leva, svårt är att dö Svårt är att skita i meterdjup snö.
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When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life - celebrate now!
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Support wild life - vote for an orgy!
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I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!
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It's me and you against the world. So when do we attack?
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Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
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For those who think life's a joke - just think of the punchline!
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Why does free love cost so much?
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You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps.
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Smokers are like ordinary people, just not as long.
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The meek shall inherit the Earth - they're too weak to refuse.
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To go together is blessed, to come together is divine!
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The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.
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Sex is one of the most beatiful, natural and wholesome things money can buy.
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Sky-diving: good til the last drop.
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If I'm sleeping and you want to wake me, don't shake me just take me!
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Due to management cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will now be switched off.
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Homosexuality is a pain in the arse!
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Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last.
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