Homer Simpson Quotes
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When you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
By Homer Simpson
Now I know I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!
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So what are you going to do? Release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you?
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Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
By Homer Simpson
I just wish some one would call me 'sir'... without adding 'you're making a scene'.
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When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle! They're on TV!
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When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy
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What is a wedding? Webster's dictionary defines a wedding as 'the process of removing weeds from one's garden.' by
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel
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Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use
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Look, all I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay, then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively
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Lisa: Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy? Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed.
By Homer Simpson
If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
By Homer Simpson