Homer Simpson Quotes

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If he's so smart, how come he's dead? by

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I've got more trophies than Wayne Gretzky & The Pope combined! by

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I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon! What was his name? Apollo Creed? by

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I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! by

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I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.

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I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.' by

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Here lies... Walt Whitman. Aaargh! Damn you Walt Whitman! I... hate... you... Walt... freakin... Whitman, leaves of grass my ass!

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Don't worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year.

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Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

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And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!

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All life's answers are on TV.

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Trying is the first step towards failure.

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