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The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.
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It ain't so much trouble to get rich as it is to tell when we have got rich.
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Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing.
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There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
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Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
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Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
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One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.
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Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
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Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
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Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself
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If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.
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Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.
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Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
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The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it ain't the gout.
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Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.
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The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so.
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I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
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Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
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It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit.
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Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
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If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety.
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There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
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The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.
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To enjoy a good reputation give publicly, and steal privately.
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There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?
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I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am the most certain of the first time.
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The happiest time in a man's life is when he is in the red hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.
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There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
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