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I will not conduct my own fire drills

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I will return the seeing-eye dog

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I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist

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I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge

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I do not have diplomatic immunity

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I do not have power of attorney over first graders

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I did not see Elvis

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I am not certified to remove asbestos

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I am not delightfully saucy

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I am not a 32 year old woman

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I am not a dentist

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I am not a lean mean spitting machine

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I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers

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I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.

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High explosives and school don't mix

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Goldfish don't bounce

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Funny noises are not funny

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Garlic gum is not funny

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Five days is not too long to wait for a gun

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Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does

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Coffee is not for kids

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Bewitched does not promote Satanism

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Beans are neither fruit nor musical

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Bagman is not a legitimate career choice

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Bart Bucks are not legal tender

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All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy

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Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal

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A burp is not an answer

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