Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.
By Mae West
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
By Mae West
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
By Mae West
It is better to looked over than overlooked.
By Mae West
I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
By Mae West
I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.
By Mae West
I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.
By Mae West
I used to be Snow White...but I drifted.
By Mae West
I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage, but not so amusing as Broadway.
By Mae West
I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time.
By Mae West
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
By Mae West
I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself
By Mae West
How tall are you big boy?Six foot nine inches!Let's go up to my place and talk about the nine inches!
By Mae West
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
By Mae West
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
By Mae West
He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.
By Mae West
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
By Mae West
Good sex is like good Bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand
By Mae West
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you
By Mae West
Everything's in the mind. That's where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.
By Mae West
Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for
By Mae West
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly
By Mae West
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
By Mae West
A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
By Mae West
A man's kiss is his signature
By Mae West
A man's kiss is his signature.
By Mae West
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him
By Mae West
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him two--that's subtraction.
By Mae West
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction
By Mae West
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
By Mae West
