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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
By Mark Twain
Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.
By Mark Twain
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
By Mark Twain
Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our r...
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We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead—and not then until we have been dead years and years. Pe...
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We don't know any more about pictures than a kangaroo does about metaphysics.... To us, the great uncultivated, it is the last thing in the wo...
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We said there warn't no home like a raft, after all. Other places do seem so cramped up and smothery, but a raft don't. You feel mighty free a...
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These was all nice pictures, I reckon, but I didn't somehow seem to take to them, because if ever I was down a little, they always give me the...
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There is nothing here [Civita Vecchia] to see. They have not even a cathedral, with eleven tons of solid silver archbishops in the back room; ...
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The lightning there is peculiar; it is so convincing! When it strikes a thing, it doesn't leave enough of that thing behind for you to tell wh...
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The houses are from five to seven feet high, and all built upon one arbitrary plan—the ungraceful form of a dry-goods box. The sides are dau...
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The election makes me think of a story of a man who was dying. He had only two minutes to live, so he sent for a clergyman and asked him, 'Whe...
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Some authorities hold that the young ought not to lie at all. That, of course, is putting it rather stronger than necessary; still, while I ca...
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Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first things the little boys and g...
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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, an...
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It was awful thoughts, and awful words, but they was said. And I let them stay said, and never thought no more about reforming. I shoved the w...
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I used to worship the mighty genius of Michael Angelo—that man who was great in poetry, painting, sculpture, architecture—great in every t...
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I went to the circus, and loafed around the back side till the watchman went by, and then dived in under the tent. I had my twenty-dollar gold...
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I have got enough of the old masters! Brown says he has 'shook' them, and I think I will shake them, too. You wander through a mile of picture...
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He had had much experience of physicians, and said, 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like...
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He ketched a frog one day and took him home and said he cal'lated to educate him; and so he never done nothing for three months but set in his...
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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
By Mark Twain