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Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but I repeat myself.
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Suppose you were an idiot...and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself
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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.
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Somewhere between the Angels and the French lies the rest of humanity.
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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
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Some people get an eduction without going to college the rest get it after they get out.
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Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and over these ideals they dispute, but they all worship money.
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Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre but they are more deadly in the long run.
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Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
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So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked.
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption.
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Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
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Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.
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Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain.
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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.
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Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.
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Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
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Principles have no real force except when one is well fed.
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Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
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Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.
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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside
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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
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Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.
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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'
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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
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