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On his deathbed Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity and whose peace and whose refuse are for all -- the soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved.
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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
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Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
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October is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Others are July, January, April, September, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.
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Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
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Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
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No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it....
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
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Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
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Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.
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Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.
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Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
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Man will do many things to get himself loved he will do all things to get himself envied.
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Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.
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Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
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Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
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Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
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Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.
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Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.
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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
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Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment.
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